FBI email! (not quite) ;)

Tristan

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Below is a email I got from the "FBI" ;)

from ROBERT S. MUELLER III <rob.mueller@sbcglobal.net> (since when does FBI use non .gov addresses?)
reply-to llucasthompson2@yahoo.cn
date Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 5:08 AM
subject Federal Bureau of Investigation


Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information. Learn more (at least my email client was smart enough to catch this) :)


Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC


Attention,


Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the past you have been transacting with some imposters and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria (I was wondering when Nigera would be mentioned), Mr. Patrick Aziza, Anderson, Wallace Fred, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Smith Williams, Daniel Wilson, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Philip Morgan, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some imposters claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation. (GASP!..who would try to impersonate the FBI? :D)


The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Crime Complaint Center (ICCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these imposters (WHAT!!! IMPOSTERS...YOUR KIDDING!). As a result of this we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us.


We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling Two million and three hundred thousand us dollars will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of Three thousand us dollars a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world were you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM). We have advised that this should be the only way a which you are to receive your payment because it?? more guaranteed, since over Fifteen billion us dollars was lost on fake cheque (Is that how the FBI would spell 'check'? Sounds more like British MI5) last year 2009.


We guarantee 100% receipt of your payment, because we have perfected everything in regards to the release of your Two million and three hundred thousand us dollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as its our duty to protect citizens of the United States of America. (This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation and its citizens as he has always believed Our Time for Change has come because Change can happen).


Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from FedEx website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name : Donny Peterson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456747216
Name : Angela L.Johnson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456750392


To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you 260us dollars only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is 260us dollars only. (Oh good...only $260. And thank goodness they specified U.S. dollars...I do most of my other transactions in Nigerian nairas)


Contact Information
Name: Lucas Thompson
Email: llucasthompson2@yahoo.cn

Do contact Lucas Thompson of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:


Your full Name:
Your Address:
Home/Cell Phone:
Occupation:
Age:



On contacting him with your details your files would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of 260us dollars via Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order. After which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee or any authority raising eyebrow.


Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive your ATM CARD Shippment Confirmation within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.


Once again we are so sure of you receiving your payment at no any other cost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to cub cyber crime that is perpetrated by those impostors.


Thanks and hope to read from you soon.


ROBERT S. MUELLER,

DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
TELEPHONE: 206-666-5283
FAX: 206-666-5283

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Lucas Thompson of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office via the above fax number so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.

I'm so glad the "FBI" is out to help protect us from fraudsters and scammers. :D


P.S.
Here's the best part. I did a reverse lookup on the phone number for fun. Take a look at what is at the address for that number: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=47.61+-122.33&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=41.546728,107.138672&ie=UTF8&t=h&layer=c&cbll=47.609871,-122.330175&panoid=ERUO-v0Lq_s1Jp8j_IcTnw&cbp=12,64.54,,0,1.62&ll=47.609794,-122.330224&spn=0.000542,0.001635&z=20&iwloc=A
 
But if you can only withdraw $3000/day. it will take a trip to the ATM every day for 2 years to collect your entire $2,300,000.

Sounds like a lot of work.

I'd pass on it.
 
But if you can only withdraw $3000/day. it will take a trip to the ATM every day for 2 years to collect your entire $2,300,000.

Maybe I'll give my ATM information to someone in Nigerian and then I'll pay them to do the work of withdrawing and depositing the money to my bank account. Problem solved! :D

fantastic stuff!

congrats on your windfall

Thank you...I am pretty lucky. You guys might want to call the "FBI" too. I have never paid into any of the scams they listed, yet somehow I am eligible for this "rebate". You too might have millions owed and not know it. ;)
 
Why don't they send you the money first, and then you can give them the $260.00 fee afterward.
 
Tristan said:
Maybe I'll give my ATM information to someone in Nigerian and then I'll pay them to do the work of withdrawing and depositing the money to my bank account. Problem solved!
Now that's sheer genius.
 
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