Porthos
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- Location
- San Antonio Tx
A thief in Paris planned to steal some
Ohhhhh Mark. That was punny!
Paintings from the Louvre.
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After careful planning, he got
A thief in Paris planned to steal some
Paintings from the Louvre.
![]()
After careful planning, he got
past security, stole the paintings,
and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two
blocks away when his van ran out of gas
When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole
the paintings.'
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I had no Monet
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To buy Degas
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To make the Van Gogh.'
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See if you have De Gaulle to send this on
to someone else...
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I sent it to you because I figured
I had nothing Toulouse.
past security, stole the paintings,
and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two
blocks away when his van ran out of gas
When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole
the paintings.'
![]()
I had no Monet
![]()
To buy Degas
![]()
To make the Van Gogh.'
![]()
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on
to someone else...
![]()
I sent it to you because I figured
I had nothing Toulouse.
Ohhhhh Mark. That was punny!