Look, you REALLY have a love for apple products. We all get that. It's also fine and dandy... Apple does make a very nice product.
You seem to be placing a higher emphasis on the quality of material then what really should be. For example, if you were to ask the entire population of the town you live, what the the top automobile manufactures, do you think your going to get a lot of Ferrari, BMW, Porsche, Lamborghini and so on? I bet your going to get a whole lot more Fords and Chevys. Why? More goes into the consideration then just highest quality or even whether or not the product is superior to the others. No one could argue that Ford makes "better" cars then BMW or Ferrari... but how many can afford to drive them? Even those who can, could buy a much more reasonably priced vehicle without sacrificing all that much.
Apple laptops really are quite nice machines, but a $2500 laptop is a hard sell when a machine that is just as capable can be purchased for $500-$700. Will it have that super high pixel density Apple display? No. Will it have that fit and finish, the sleek appearance? No. Will most people care? No.
That's what pushes Lenovo and Dell up there with, and beyond Apple. Lenovo and Dell aren't necessarily making superior products, they are just WAY more affordable. It comes down to "bang for your buck" and Apple fails miserably there, and it's one of the very few things they do fail at. But it's enough.
If I had a choice between a Lenovo for $700 and a Mac Book Pro for $700 I'd probably buy the Mac Book Pro. Add $1800 to the price of the Mac Pro and all of a sudden my choice becomes much easier.
About the HP thing.. .I don't know about that though. Joke/Prank/Troll voting? Must be.