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Heard a story from a retired maintenance worker... His job was replacing light poles that had deteriorated on a military base.

At any rate the new poles were metal and weighted about 600 pounds. They were loaded on a metal frame above a pick-up truck. Once unloaded, they would use a bucket truck and some rope to lift the pole into position then they could be pushed around to line up some bolts ... they were attached above a concrete pad.

At any rate the Government pick-up trucks had cameras that faced into the cab and also forward. They would be activated by G forces to save about 30 seconds worth of video during any event such as as sudden acceleration or braking. Long story short to unload this retired maintenance worker untied the poles and lined up the truck to the unloading area and proceeded to pull forward. Then he backed up fast slamming on the brakes causing the truck to stop and the pole to unload. It went exactly where it was supposed to go!

At any rate, shortly after, they all had a safety meeting, and he saw the pole from the camera forward of the window and noticed the truck backing up then the pole was just gone. Everyone laughed. After the safety meeting the maintenance worker was called into a meeting with the big bosses and chewed out about this...

He told big boss, "if I had the same project to do again, I would unload it the same way. It went exactly where I wanted it. How else am I going to unload a 600 pound pole?"
 
Speaking of wifi.... 50 wifi names:
  1. Abraham Linksys (or John Wilkes Bluetooth)
  2. The LAN Before Time
  3. It Burns When IP
  4. Troy and Abed in the Modem (for Community fans)
  5. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  6. Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  7. FBI Surveillance Van #594 (scares away stupid criminals)
  8. LAN of Milk and Honey
  9. Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!
  10. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
  11. Skynet Global Defense Network
  12. I’m cheating on my WiFi
  13. Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!
  14. A Van Down By The River
  15. A LANnister Always Surfs The Net (for Game of Thrones fans)
  16. Series of Tubes
  17. Go Go Gadget Internet
  18. I am the Internet, AMA
  19. The Promised LAN
  20. Mom, Click Here for Internet
  21. WI-FIght the inevitable?
  22. Silence of the LAN
  23. New England Clam Router
  24. Wi believe I can Fi
  25. Occam’s Router
  26. Get off My LAN!
  27. Click Here for Viruses
  28. Router? I hardly knew her!
  29. Wu-Tang LAN
  30. I Can Haz Wireless?
  31. Drop it like it’s Hotspot
  32. Look Ma, No Wires!
  33. All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
  34. Network Not Found
  35. LANdo Calrissian
  36. Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
  37. 2 Girls, 1 Router
  38. One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor (for Lord of the Rings fans)
  39. Bill Clinternet
  40. Winternet is Coming (for Game of Thrones fans)
  41. 99 problems, but WiFi ain’t one
  42. DHARMA Initiative – Station 4 (for Lost fans)
  43. The Wireless-G Spot
  44. Please Connect for Identity Theft
  45. The Net starring Sandra Bullock
  46. Y No You Get WiFi?
  47. I Pronounce you Man and WiFi
  48. Keep it on the Download
  49. I’m Under Your Bed
  50. Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!
 
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