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[JoeTech]

Actual Call to me at work today:
Me: If Microsoft did not tell you to call us, then you are not calling on behalf of Microsoft.
Caller: Let me tell you about our products...
Me: No, you have already lied to us in the first sentence. We are not interested.
<hangs up>

It's amazing how some of them stick to the script no matter what you say like they were trained by a chatbot.

 

[TechLady]

 

[TechLady]

 

[Altster]

My wife recently visited a WalMart and mentioned that the personal shoppers (as depicted in this ad) were quite rude to be around in the store.

I had been at a WalMart sometime in the past and met a young lady who does personal shopping and she was super friendly and very much fun to talk with.

Have any of you(s) (who have a WalMart nearby) had any experiences like this with their employees?

 

[HCHTech]

I am not a fan of Walmart, but I AM a fan of the advertising agency that came up with that spot. Well done.

 

[overburnz]

Lolol

 

[TechLady]

 

[Porthos]

 

[NETWizz]

Lolol

With an iPhone, I do the one-day challenge... I haven't even finished breakfast, and I presume it is about time to charge.

 

[Markverhyden]

 

[TechLady]

 

[overburnz]

Run Forrest, run!

 

[overburnz]

Badboy!

 

[Porthos]

 

[overburnz]

Lol

 

[overburnz]

I am an engineer!

 

[Porthos]

 

[Porthos]

 

[Porthos]

 

[NETWizz]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...k-gunman-opens-fire-suntrust-bank/2659958002/


It's a good thing the Sheriff has an MRAP because you never know when a roadside IED is going to go off in Florida and the streets begin to look like Baghdad after an ambush. This thing even has an armored turret for those times you need to lay down some 50 cal on American Citizens.

Only in America are the police at war with the people!

A sheriff's department armored vehicle arrives at a SunTrust Bank branch on Jan. 23, 2019, in Sebring, Fla. (Photo: AP)