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LMFAO!

 

[GTP]

In a country full of people packed to hilt with all kinds of guns?
You would have to be crazy!

 

[Markverhyden]

That's a funny article by Jason Gay in the WSJ.

 

[Tech Savvy]

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[britechguy]

You, too, can make a face mask! (Wine helps).

And keep watching, it's worth going all the way through.

 

[River Valley Computer]

You, too, can make a face mask! (Wine helps).

And keep watching, it's worth going all the way through.

I laughed soooo hardI think I wet my pants.

 

[britechguy]

I laughed soooo hardI think I wet my pants.

That has been the universal reaction, so far anyway.

 

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[Moltuae]

 

[Markverhyden]

You, too, can make a face mask! (Wine helps).

And keep watching, it's worth going all the way through.

I think she should have her own TV show.

 

[Porthos]

 

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I laughed soooo hardI think I wet my pants.

LMAO when the kid walked in...ooook then

 

[Porthos]

The Most Florida Man Story Ever (This Week)

Florida man arrested for emptying septic tank into boss’s pool, takes swim in poop pool.

I should have posted this one last week, but somehow missed it. Big kudos to Randy Bovell for bringing it to my attention. You, on the other hand, might want to direct your attention elsewhere while I publish the details:

An ex-investment banker in the Southern portion of Florida was fired from his job for lewd behavior, coming to work intoxicated and selling cocaine out of the bathroom at work. To get back at his boss, the Florida man emptied an entire septic tank in his boss’s swimming pool.
“When I got home from work, I smelled something so rank I almost puked,” the boss of the ex-investment banker stated. “I looked outside in the backyard and saw the guy I recently fired standing outside of my pool looking like a proud honor student. Then I realized he filled my entire pool with turds and pee.”

The boss of the ex-investment banker immediately called the police. “I didn’t even approach the guy. I locked my doors and called the police.”

It was at this point that I figured out two things. First, locking the doors and calling the police is the exact right thing to do when confronted by Florida Man. The second is that the story couldn't possibly get any crazier.

Well, I was half-right:

When the police arrived on scene the Florida man jumped into the turd filled swimming pool and told the police to come get him if they want him so bad.
The police waited until the Florida man passed out from the fumes of the turds baking in the hot Florida sun.

Usually, I agree that the punishment should fit the crime, but what the hell do you do to Florida Man that he hasn't already done to himself?

 

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[Porthos]

And keep watching, it's worth going all the way through.

The actress in MadTV

 

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