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[Porthos]

Good one

 

[Markverhyden]

Surprise, surprise! They thought they had found an indoor marijuana grow operation. Warehouse in the boonies. Lots of ventilation outlets on the warehouse. A lot of heat.......

Bitcoin Mining Operation Is Uncovered During U.K. Drug Bust

West Midlands police this week found a warehouse with about 100 computers using stolen electricity to create cryptocurrency.

www.wsj.com

Antminer S9's

 

[GTP]

Damn and I cant afford even one S9

 

[Porthos]

 

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[Porthos]

Florida Man

 

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[HCHTech]

Surprise, surprise! They thought they had found an indoor marijuana grow operation. Warehouse in the boonies. Lots of ventilation outlets on the warehouse. A lot of heat.......

Look at that awesome cable management! You would think some little bit of care would be taken when setting up so many dollars of hardware, but I guess not...

 

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[Porthos]

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room, and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we? I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal… Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, Mommy, where is my washcloth?

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.

Never going back to that doctor again…Never.

 

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A Blonde Is Watching The News With Her Husband When The Newscaster Says, “Six Brazilian Men Die In A Skydiving Accident.” The Blonde Starts Crying To Her Husband, Sobbing, “That’s Horrible!” Confused, He Replies, “Yes Dear, It Is Sad, But They Were Skydiving, And There Is Always That Risk Involved.” After A Few Minutes, The Blonde, Still Sobbing, Says, “How Many Is A Brazilian?”

 

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