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[Metanis]

My 1st resolution is to make NO resolutions!

 

[Porthos]

This is funny

 

[NETWizz]

 

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[NETWizz]

I ordered Ekahau Sidekick 2, the WiFi Analizer for work... Paid $19,700 with licensing, software, and three years of support...

It came with the best instructions I have ever seen:




This is the best Warning Page I have ever seen! (No Flatulence allowed when doing WiFi surveys)??

Ekahau: Wi-Fi Optimization, Design, Spectrum Analysis for Business-Critical WLANs

The leading Wi-Fi tools for optimizing, designing and troubleshooting wireless networks with best-in-class spectrum analysis and heatmapping.

www.ekahau.com

 

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[Porthos]

Now What?​

 

[britechguy]

Now What?​

Lots o' cryin' n' cussin! (Followed by finger-pointing)

 

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[Philippe]

Found this (old) one today:

Lamentations of the Computer Resistant
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A computer was something on TV,
From a science fiction show.
A window was something you hated to clean.
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend,
And gig was your middle finger upright.
Now they all mean different things.
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 1/2' floppy.
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage,
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public.
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper.
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash.
But when it happens they wish they were dead.

 

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