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nlinecomputers · Jan 25, 2023

Porthos said:

Well now you are just being cheap. That’s a rooster, no eggs there.

NETWizz · Jan 25, 2023

Computer Bloke · Jan 25, 2023

Either that student is paying more than half a million dollars each year for tuition or they can't tell the difference between a monthly and an annual expense.

Either way they're an idiot.

Porthos · Jan 25, 2023

NETWizz · Jan 26, 2023

Porthos · Jan 26, 2023

After 10 years your mind wanders ...........

An Irishman on a deserted island for over 10 years, sees a speck on the horizon drifting his way.

What emerged from the surf was wet-suited black clad figure. After taking some of the scuba off, there stood a gorgeous blond!

The blond strides up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
She unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled pack of cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Christ," says the man, " I'd forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of whiskey" asked the blonde.

Gob smacked, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

The blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket and hands him a flask.

He has a long drink. "Magic, truly fantastic!!!" says the Irishman.

At this point the gorgeous blond started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle.

Smiling she looks at the trembling man and asks: "Now, how long has it been since you played around???"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed;
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"Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!!!"