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[HCHTech]

It's not the same without the ShhhhhhhhhBRIIIINNNNGGGGbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBeeBooooErrrrrrrrrrShhhhhhhhh!!!YOUVEGOTMAIL.

 

[Gegen Stück]

So it's a little early for April 1st but...


apparently holding CISSP would be advantageous

Link to actual job - https://www.civilservicejobs.servic...2YjczNDA5ZmZiOTdlOGNhNjExMGUwZDUxOTFlOTg4YTk=

 

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So it's a little early for April 1st but...

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apparently holding CISSP would be advantageous

Link to actual job - https://www.civilservicejobs.servic...2YjczNDA5ZmZiOTdlOGNhNjExMGUwZDUxOTFlOTg4YTk=

"We are looking for an experienced Head of Cyber Security to lead a team of two cyber analysts, protecting HM Treasury from a wide range of cyber and technical threats."

Mid 50's for an annual salary? In London? One of the most expensive cities in the world? An Army of 3? That's way beyond April 1.

 

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[britechguy]

Mostly it says that the iRobot folks care about liability suits. I have one of these little gems and love it but the idea of having one running around in a store where clueless people don't pay attention to anything below eye level (and particularly those distracted moms with strollers - and who can blame them for having their focus elsewhere) well . . .

 

[InHomeComputerHelp.com]

Me to my brother texting How are you?

Brother If I were any better there'd be two of me!

Me Yeah, no one wants that.

 

[InHomeComputerHelp.com]

Mostly it says that the iRobot folks care about liability suits. I have one of these little gems and love it but the idea of having one running around in a store where clueless people don't pay attention to anything below eye level (and particularly those distracted moms with strollers - and who can blame them for having their focus elsewhere) well . . .

Reminds me when I used to sub El Ed. I'd be looking at the whole class and suddenly there's a tug on my sleeve. Some little ninja crept up on me to tell on some other kid.

Last time they asked me to sub elementary school I told them no because I was tired of going home with one sleeve longer than the other.

Rick

 

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