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An FBI agent goes to deliver a warrant to search the premises of this country bumkin. The agent knocks on the door and an old and weathered looking man of about sixty answers. The agent says, I have a warrant to search the property and shows the old guy the warrant, the old guy looks it over and says, very well, you can search anywhere you wish, but don't go behind the barn. Besides it's locked to prevent intruders from entering.
The FBI agent pulls out his badge and says, see this badge? Along with this warrant, it gives me the right to search any part of this property I see fit. Do not tell me where I can and I cannot search.. Do you understand me in an authoritative voice. I will do whatever is necessary to compete my investigation, again, do you understand me? This time even more forceful. The old timer says, yeah I understand, loud and clear, you can do whatever you want on my property and I got nothing to say about it.
The FBI agent says, good , as long as we understand each other and walks away with an aire of superiority. About five minutes pass and the old geezer hears help, help me, God please help me!! And the old guy runs as fast as he can to the cries for help, and upon approach the FBI agent is on top of the fence that he breached because the door was locked with a hundred and fifty pound Rottweiler tugging at the the agents arm that is wielding a gun and trying it's level best to tear it off. The old guy continues forward yelling show him your badge and warrant, show him your badge and warrant !!
The FBI agent pulls out his badge and says, see this badge? Along with this warrant, it gives me the right to search any part of this property I see fit. Do not tell me where I can and I cannot search.. Do you understand me in an authoritative voice. I will do whatever is necessary to compete my investigation, again, do you understand me? This time even more forceful. The old timer says, yeah I understand, loud and clear, you can do whatever you want on my property and I got nothing to say about it.
The FBI agent says, good , as long as we understand each other and walks away with an aire of superiority. About five minutes pass and the old geezer hears help, help me, God please help me!! And the old guy runs as fast as he can to the cries for help, and upon approach the FBI agent is on top of the fence that he breached because the door was locked with a hundred and fifty pound Rottweiler tugging at the the agents arm that is wielding a gun and trying it's level best to tear it off. The old guy continues forward yelling show him your badge and warrant, show him your badge and warrant !!
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