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"How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Afghan Hound: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a burned out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the border collie’s ear and he’ll do it.
Rotweiller: Make me!
Shih tzu: Pul-leeze, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeasze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Alaskan Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Australian Shepherd: Put all the bulbs in a little circle …
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Bulldog: Just one, but it takes them 3 years to do it.
Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
American Eskimo: I can show you 12 ways to screw the bulb.
Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!
Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.
Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and …
Cat: You need light to see?"
Afghan Hound: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a burned out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the border collie’s ear and he’ll do it.
Rotweiller: Make me!
Shih tzu: Pul-leeze, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeasze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Alaskan Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Australian Shepherd: Put all the bulbs in a little circle …
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Bulldog: Just one, but it takes them 3 years to do it.
Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
American Eskimo: I can show you 12 ways to screw the bulb.
Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!
Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.
Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and …
Cat: You need light to see?"
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From the back cover of the latest 2600 magazine.
Seen in another IT forum:
- I once did a website for a customer and he gave me logo specifications by placing a ruler on the monitor and saying ”11 centimeters wide”.
- I once did a website for a customer and they tried to pay me in vegan food. I'm the kind of guy who would eat a raw pig.
- I once did a website and, after about eight months of not getting paid, I finally agreed payment will be an old Playstation II i did not need and about two suitcases worth of PS2 CDs. The client never used the site and the domain expired.
- I once wanted to do a good deed and arrange a hardware donation for a university: servers, Cisco equipment, about $100.000 worth of stuff. Two professors were very happy when I got to WiFi repeaters because, I quote - "I have slow Internet at home so I'll just take this with me". They were industrial-grade WiFi repeaters, about $2000 each.
- I once went to a job interview. They needed a Linux guy. Big International company, about 1000 employees in that city alone. The interview was them placing a handwritten BASH script scribbled in graphite chicken scratch on a torn bit of paper and asking me what does it do. The interviewer's level of English was that of an old Chinese man.
- I was once asked to do an evaluation of a videochat business's LAN. They could not comprehend why a $24 TP-LINK 10/100 router would not do. They though that because it had 10 ports and they had 8 rooms it would do.
- Back in 2001 a guy came to the company I was working for back then. They were representing a national ISP. Their offer sucked, my boss was not impressed, so as a last resort the guy told us we would also get ten mobile phones with some contract options if we pick them. And to probe how sturdy the phones were, he threw it at a wall, full-force. The phone became about 20 differently-sized bits and pieces. We laughed. We were not impressed.
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