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GTP
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So what does it have to do with Unicorn tears?
NETWizz
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Unicorn tears are about as about as common as this oil... because there isn't any such thing as unicorns.
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To follow up on your Amazon humor @NETWizz, a recent email I got from them this AM. LOL!!!
"
Hello from Amazon Home Services,
We are contacting you to request assistance with the service listed below.
Case ID: #######
Service needed: laptop scree replacement.
Preferred Appointment dates: To be discussed with customer.
Zip Code: ABCDEFG, MA #####-###
This customer received a service from a different provider; unfortunately, the job was completed incorrectly and the customer requested someone else to fix the problem. We would like to know if you are able to assist this customer with this job as soon as possible. Amazon will be covering the cost for this service.
Description: The laptop display does not work at all. Prior to the installer attempting and cracking the new touchscreen, the laptop was working fine. I needed to use my machine for work, so I was able to connect it to an external monitor, but the laptop display does not work. The screen itself was never put back together by the installer and was completely loose. I put in a few screws to be able to transport it to my office desk to access my files, but the screen display is completely dead as shown in the second picture in addition to the new crack.
Lenovo Flex 4 15.6" Signature Edition 2-in-1 Full HD IPS Touchscreen Notebook Computer, Intel Core i7-7500U 2.7GHz, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD, AMD Radeon R7 M460, Windows 10
If you have availability to perform this service, please reply to this email with your earliest availability and the estimated price for the work.
In case you are able to take over this project, there will not be an order assigned to you. In order to process payment for this work, please let me know once the work has been completed so I can request credit to your account.
Please note: this email was also sent to other competitors. You will receive a confirmation email with the approval to proceed once the job is assigned. Do not expect a response to this message unless the job is assigned to you or further information needs to be discussed.
Best regards,
A Really Sad Amazon Employee
Happiness Guarantee Specialist
Amazon Home Services
"
Hello from Amazon Home Services,
We are contacting you to request assistance with the service listed below.
Case ID: #######
Service needed: laptop scree replacement.
Preferred Appointment dates: To be discussed with customer.
Zip Code: ABCDEFG, MA #####-###
This customer received a service from a different provider; unfortunately, the job was completed incorrectly and the customer requested someone else to fix the problem. We would like to know if you are able to assist this customer with this job as soon as possible. Amazon will be covering the cost for this service.
Description: The laptop display does not work at all. Prior to the installer attempting and cracking the new touchscreen, the laptop was working fine. I needed to use my machine for work, so I was able to connect it to an external monitor, but the laptop display does not work. The screen itself was never put back together by the installer and was completely loose. I put in a few screws to be able to transport it to my office desk to access my files, but the screen display is completely dead as shown in the second picture in addition to the new crack.
Lenovo Flex 4 15.6" Signature Edition 2-in-1 Full HD IPS Touchscreen Notebook Computer, Intel Core i7-7500U 2.7GHz, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD, AMD Radeon R7 M460, Windows 10
If you have availability to perform this service, please reply to this email with your earliest availability and the estimated price for the work.
In case you are able to take over this project, there will not be an order assigned to you. In order to process payment for this work, please let me know once the work has been completed so I can request credit to your account.
Please note: this email was also sent to other competitors. You will receive a confirmation email with the approval to proceed once the job is assigned. Do not expect a response to this message unless the job is assigned to you or further information needs to be discussed.
Best regards,
A Really Sad Amazon Employee
Happiness Guarantee Specialist
Amazon Home Services
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NETWizz
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LOL... I guess Amazon doesn't have their own IT team, but they make up for it by hiring Happiness Guarantee Specialists.
RUN.
Or, take the laptop and just hold the damned thing until you are paid with a valid form of payment and only then get the parts and perform the repair.
I sure wouldn't accept it, buy parts, fix it, and ship it back to some scammer without being paid.
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Guess you get what you pay for. Got a call from someone at Barrister stating they need onsite techs from time to time... they pay a flat fee for an onsite call for printer troubleshooting and or repair... $50. Um, no. Goodbye.
GTP
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And you forgot to add that usually the call is a 100 miles away and they don’t want to pay mileage.
Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe
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Stolen from someone else who stole and posted them, Don't know where credit belongs...
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Markverhyden
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Only the finest in environmental monitoring for this site.....
I love this so much. Do you have a link so I can share this on FB?
Stolen from someone else who stole and posted them, Don't know where credit belongs...
Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe
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oooofff
So I do not know who the creator is...
I found it on Imgur...
If you just right click the image you can "copy image link"
this is it if you're to lazy...
https://i.imgur.com/Tb6j6wK.gif
You may have to just "save image as" than reupload to facebook... Be careful though, people get butthurt when you don't give credit -.-
Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe
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From my FaceBook ad. Customers man, gotta love em.
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