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[NETWizz]

There's beards...and then there's beards.

Etc. Etc.

I love Instagram

That first guy must live in America!

 

[Altster]

proud that she was able to get around their block for separated people.

Sorry to hear that happened to you. Did "YOU" report her to eHarmony? Or did you just let it ride and do nothing at all?

 

[callthatgirl]

LinkedIn is NOT the new craiglist

 

[Altster]

I know we've all had people like this, many times over in fact!

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

Sorry to hear that happened to you. Did "YOU" report her to eHarmony? Or did you just let it ride and do nothing at all?

Oh yes, I reported her.

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

When you have to double check to ensure all the updates are installed

 

[NETWizz]

"Once it's on, it's not coming off," my ass. "It will break the windshield if they try to remove it themselves..." I could easily remove it with no damage to my car in fewer than 3 minutes! We would test that hypothesis with my old, trusty DeWalt drill in the trunk. It realistically would take all of maybe 30 seconds to drill some holes straight through the Barnacle's chassis adding some much needed ventilation to those so called "industrial strength suction cups."

 

[frase]

"Once it's on, it's not coming off," my ass. "It will break the windshield if they try to remove it themselves..." I could easily remove it with no damage to my car in fewer than 3 minutes! We would test that hypothesis with my old, trusty DeWalt drill in the trunk. It realistically would take all of maybe 30 seconds to drill some holes straight through the Barnacle's chassis adding some much needed ventilation to those so called "industrial strength suction cups."

Is this an Apple Car? LMAO

@TechLady I cant grow a beard lol still @ 43, I met my new partner online. Not Tinder though lol.

 

[TechLady]

"My sister's TV, after she had kept it in front of her fireplace mantle that 'only had the pilot light on'":

 

[GTP]

"My sister's TV, after she had kept it in front of her fireplace mantle that 'only had the pilot light on'":

 

[Altster]

"My sister's TV, after she had kept it in front of her fireplace mantle that 'only had the pilot light on'":

Time to replace the pilot light with electronic ignition!

 

[NETWizz]

Time to replace the pilot light with electronic ignition!

She lied... I suspect... that looks like a bit more heat than a pilot light.

 

[Moltuae]

 

[Porthos]

figured I'd marry into a family.

She lied... I suspect... that looks like a bit more heat than a pilot light.

Did it still work? Who looks at the back of a TV?

 

[NETWizz]

 

[callthatgirl]

I have 2 rules in life now. Marry into a family, which is great for a pushing 50 yo single/no kids lady like myself.

Marry into a house, even better. I have enough money to do all the other fun stuff, travel, buy RV's, etc.

THIS!!! I'm sharing this.

 

[GTP]

Two blokes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it - why aren't we getting any ducks?"
His friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."

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One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job. A job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."

 

[NETWizz]

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

 

[Markverhyden]

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