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[callthatgirl]

I have learned this....because we both matched, doesn't mean future communication. Not sure why but it seems to die after that sometimes.

 

[callthatgirl]

I am still trying online dating, too, and thus far it stinks. I have ended up with some crazy, religious zealot who would text me like 800 times a day then get ****** off if I called back 45 minutes AFTER receiving texts. I tried to explain that when I am in a meeting, I cannot text constantly. I bought flowers and stuff, but I never even got to meet this person. There was always an excuse.

I hate texting and that kills it for most. I say "let's do Facebook" so I can at least chat on a pc. They don't do that either.

My new assistant taught me a lesson...you like each other? Meet NOW. That ends all the garbage texting and fake everything.

 

[callthatgirl]

Funny about this....Years ago I was at my bf's house and I asked if I could use his laptop. I lifted the lid and heard porn music. Soon enough, the pictures start rolling and his face was like "Busted!" and I said to him, "Hey, at least it's fat girl porn" lol.

 

[JoeTech]

I have read the longer you talk online the less likely you are to meet in real life. And you will have less to talk about if you do meet up

This traffic sign also applies to my dating life too

 

[Altster]

 

[Altster]

He's not married at least lol

Are you absolutely sure?

 

[Altster]

To all of you who are talking about the "Online Dating Thing"...... My youngest son met his wife with his first match on eHarmony's matching site. They are very happy together and just (today) celebrated their 3rd Wedding Anniversary. If you really want to find someone that might be right for you perhaps you should try eHarmony-dot-com.

Just my 2cents worth

 

[callthatgirl]

Are you absolutely sure?

Nope. lol

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

Just my 2cents worth

You have to pay for that...
Facebook is going to be coming out with it's own dating app, which I'm sure won't be a bad idea...

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

You have to pay for that...
Facebook is going to be coming out with it's own dating app, which I'm sure won't be a bad idea...

They do have all the data already, should be pretty good at matching, lol.

 

[callthatgirl]

This traffic sign also applies to my dating life too

I think my last guy on FB already drifted. We web-cammed for a bit and our first date was him giving me a tour of his security system. No more chatting, I think he doesn't like "the real me" meaning, the me who smokes, drinks and swears

 

[Porthos]

"the real me" meaning, the me who smokes, drinks and swears

Damm lisa, You startting to turn me on,lol

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

They do have all the data already, should be pretty good at matching, lol.

I can finally accept I am to deeply broken to ever be loved.

I think he doesn't like "the real me" meaning, the me who smokes

I am guilty here. I am shallow enough to not want to be around smokers. Smoking kills good airflow, keep your computer running brisk!

 

[callthatgirl]

Damm lisa, You startting to turn me on,lol

The one Tinder guy I kinda like said "I'm in lust" after I said that to him. The reality is, guys don't want that.

 

[callthatgirl]

Dr dating, I sniff out the haters quickly. It's what it is, I don't like many things some guys do or how they might look, I dislike facial hair completely. So lucky I see that instantly.

 

[NETWizz]

This picture is perfect. I have had only one (1) bad boss whom I would even consider doing this too!

If I were him, I would take this picture and post it on a bill board visible from his old job!

 

[Porthos]

I dislike facial hair completely. So lucky I see that instantly.

Not shaving the beard, lol

 

[GTP]

I can finally accept I am to deeply broken to ever be loved.

Awww...does someone need a hug?

 

[Porthos]

Awww...does someone need a hug?

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

Awww...does someone need a hug?

Yes please.