Humor Section!

[Altster]

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I’d pick up a stranger and asked, “Thanks but why would you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?”

I told him the chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.

 

[NETWizz]

Used to have to do this:

Now I only have to worry about my electric stapler eating another mouse:

 

[seedubya]

Our own Superhero!

 

[HCHTech]

Now I only have to worry about my electric stapler eating another mouse:

Hahahahahaha!

Stapler: Ka-Chunk!
NetWizz: Dammit!!

---time passes---

Stapler: Ka-Chunk!
NetWizz: Dammit!!!

- I especially like how you can see the cord is chewed up right there by the stapler. That's hysterical.

 

[Porthos]

 

[Altster]

Now I only have to worry about my electric stapler eating another mouse:

That's what wireless mice are good for.

I know, I know.. I still used a wired mouse too!

Maybe it's time you moved your stapler away from keyboard and mouse?!?

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

That's what wireless mice are good for.

I know, I know.. I still used a wired mouse too!

Maybe it's time you moved your stapler away from keyboard and mouse?!?

I'm definitely a wired mouse guy, but I also don't have any mouse eating staplers to worry about.....

 

[Porthos]

Gators vs. Pythons: Florida Edition

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article210773854.html

 

[DRPCNZ]

The mouse that roared ?

A few days ago I was up in the kitchen late at night and I caught something run across the floor. Great. Got a mouse in the house. So, The next day I bought a mouse trap and set it up with peanut butter on it. Normally when we get a mouse in the house it takes a day or less to catch them. Well, This mouse never touched the trap. Obviously, I am dealing with a particularly smart mouse. Never saw or heard this mouse again for several days. I have been pretty busy with work and let this go a day or two.

Then, I was sitting in the shop (basement) and I have these wall cabinets I built above my desk. Just in case, I had set some roach baits on top. I take in a lot of equipment and you never know. Best to be proactive on these kind of things. Well, I heard some noise above my cabinet over my desk. Then, This roach trap comes flying out from the top and lands on the floor. I just sat there and stared in missbelief. So, I took the trap and got on a chair and put it back. As I was putting it back I looked around - Nothing there. Then I sat down and got back to work. About 15 minutes later the same thing happened! Flung out from the top of the cabinet comes the roach trap again!

Evidently its either a SUPER ROACH or one extremely smart mouse !

So, I got a mouse trap and put peanut butter on it and put it up there instead. Last night, I heard the familiar "SNAP" from the mouse trap and I thought good I got him! So, This morning I positioned my chair and stood up on it and looked. The whole darn trap is gone! WTF??? Maybe this mouse just ate the whole darn thing? Maybe its some wild creature instead of a mouse????

Well, As I sit here I can hear some scratching around now. I think the trap did get him but he is still alive. Caught behind the cabinet and the wall. Now I have to remove the cabinet from the wall and who knows what this evil mouse will do? Did I get him just by the tail or backend?? Is he going to jump or fall out and attack and/or devour me??

We will see soon!View attachment 9381

To catch them smart mice you need to put a bit of 2x4 down with a bit of cheese on one end, after 3 days stand a razor blade on edge with the cheese behind it after another 3 days don't put any cheese on the board, the mouse will walk up to the board puts his head over the blade and then will turn his head from side to side while saying Where's the dam cheese.

 

[NETWizz]

Hahahahahaha!

Stapler: Ka-Chunk!
NetWizz: Dammit!!

---time passes---

Stapler: Ka-Chunk!
NetWizz: Dammit!!!

- I especially like how you can see the cord is chewed up right there by the stapler. That's hysterical.

YES. I am on at least my 15th mouse! Good thing I have a HUGE box of these things that weighs about 95 pounds.

 

[Altster]

then will turn his head from side to side while saying Where's the dam cheese

....kinda morbid, don't you think?

But funny anyway

 

[callthatgirl]

My new office!

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

My new office!

View attachment 9390

Nice, I sign the lease for mine tomorrow, not sure when I will get all moved in though.

 

[callthatgirl]

So I decided to create some new funny/scary little graphics for my blogs and social media. Here are a few...

 

[callthatgirl]

oops, found an error here lol

 

[callthatgirl]

 

[callthatgirl]

 

[Porthos]

 

[GTP]

oops, found an error here lol

View attachment 9394

"Don't be that person that lets gives out your password..."
Grammatical error methinks...

 

[Altster]

A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell.

The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”

Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Randy.

The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first giving the rooster a pep talk, “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. -WHAM!- Randy nails every hen in the hen house – three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.

After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there.

Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again – WHAM! He gets all the geese!

By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.

The farmer is distraught – worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob – stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful – and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.”

Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “Shhh, they’re getting closer “