Humor Section!

[Markverhyden]

LOL!!! Hilarious!!!

 

[coffee]

Just found this

 

[Altster]

Just found this

You "are" a sick puppy, coffee.................

 

[coffee]

You "are" a sick puppy, coffee.................

But it just feels so good

 

[TechLady]

Answering the same IT questions over and over and over...

 

[TechLady]

End users:

 

[TechLady]

When you customize the router login page

 

[TechLady]

And finally:

 

[tucsonpc]

And finally:

What's the big idea? Openly posting key trade secrets like that!?

 

[Markverhyden]

Data recovery request from Amazon. LOL!!!

 

[frase]

Answering the same IT questions over and over and over...

What web browser do you use
Google.....Chrome?..no Google

 

[TechLady]

 

[Altster]

"You exist because we allow it, and you will upgrade because we demand it."

Nope, I'll drop you like a bad date and install LINUX in place.

So There!!!

 

[Mike McCall]

A woman wrote to Tech Support and their reply is a stroke of genius. The woman sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when she received an email notification with a Tech Support response.

Dear Tech Support,

'Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

"First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command <Ithoughtyoulovedme.html> and try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta applications.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

 

[frase]

A woman wrote to Tech Support and their reply is a stroke of genius. The woman sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when she received an email notification with a Tech Support response.

Dear Tech Support,

'Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

"First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command <Ithoughtyoulovedme.html> and try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta applications.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Hehe thats an oldie but a goodie.

 

[TechLady]

Customer patience:

 

[TechLady]

 

[Markverhyden]

Saw this while driving the other day. A local used car dealer/repair shop/body shop.

"Satisfaction guaranteed or your dent back."

 

[gadgetfixup]

 

[TechLady]