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[Markverhyden]

Where's the magnifying glass when you need it?

 

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[Fred Claus]

Just watching the end of the "tour de France".

Imaging being one of the riders racing around the "champs delysee",
in the lead,
avoiding other racers,
avoiding the motorbikes....
20 laps to go, and thinking ....."I really really need a poo" [emoji45]

Q. If you break wind, does the action of lifting one buttock off the saddle counteract the intense additional blast of jet propulsion ?

Just askin.

Guess who just cooked and eat a veg curry [emoji6]

If you lit a match back there and used it to propel you forward, are you still under your own power?

 

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[Tech Savvy]

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[Moltuae]

I don't know how to make the wifi quicker, but the easist way to make a scouser faster is to put a tv under one arm

[Yes, I am one]

Calling Southport posh is a bit of a stretch.

And I thought everyone near Liverpool but not *in* Liverpool were just called 'woolly backs'

Oh, and I can imagine some other names we might have seen, had the map been big enough to cover Manchester!

As Jimmy Car once said ... (Contains strong language)

Being Bolton born and bred myself, I'm just a spectator in the whole Scouse/Manc rivalry thing. I've always found the banter very funny but I have no favouritism or loyalty towards either city.

 

[Moltuae]

The Pony Express chicken bar was aspirational... for Southport. Ormskirk, Burscough Bridge & Formby - delusions of Grandeur
Plastic Scousers across the water - back in the day City council used to pay £1 per person to Birkenhead for anyone who "emigrated" there. You used to find a lot of woollies on the Wigan Alps - tho I hear its been recycled into an outdoor pursuits / mud run park these days
On a good day you could see Pennington Flash down the East Lancs from Walton.

Totally never going back.

One of my fond memories of Liverpool, and the wonderful Scouse attitude, was working at the Royal Liver building in the 90s. I was an Audio Visual technician back then and myself and my colleagues were installing an expensive AV system in a swanky boardroom for the Universities Superannuation Scheme, who (at the time) inhabited an entire floor of the Liver Building. The system included an equipment rack which contained some very expensive amplifiers, CD players, laser disc players, etc. In any other part of the country, when other on-site tradesmen would come into the room we were working on they would usually stop to admire the equipment or be inquisitive and interested. In Liverpool, all the scouse tradesmen who took a look at the equipment rack seemed to have the same comment ... which was usually just two words: "the bastards!" (best said in a jealous way with a strong scouse accent). That attitude really used to crack me up

 

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