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[NETWizz]

I wanted to go to Area 51, but I had to work and could not justify traveling 1,900 miles to see a group of other nerds like me. Do I believe in aliens? Yes! Do I really care if they are here? No! Does it make sense they would eat us, mutilate cows, or abduct folks for no good reason? No!


Cuz... 'Merica!

 

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[Markverhyden]

Where's the magnifying glass when you need it?

 

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[Fred Claus]

Just watching the end of the "tour de France".

Imaging being one of the riders racing around the "champs delysee",
in the lead,
avoiding other racers,
avoiding the motorbikes....
20 laps to go, and thinking ....."I really really need a poo" [emoji45]

Q. If you break wind, does the action of lifting one buttock off the saddle counteract the intense additional blast of jet propulsion ?

Just askin.

Guess who just cooked and eat a veg curry [emoji6]

If you lit a match back there and used it to propel you forward, are you still under your own power?

 

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