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[NETWizz]

Well, I'm in the Hospital This has not been a good day. After spending the last few months quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding after lunch, something I haven't done in a few years. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.

Thankfully the manager at Walmart came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to suggest my family take the rest of my coins, so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...

 

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Red Walmart Redemption Bonus

 

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Something Gary Larson would create lmao!

 

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[TechLady]

 

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[glennd]

My daughter gave me some sage advice during dinner this evening.

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data..."

 

[britechguy]

My daughter gave me some sage advice during dinner this evening.

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data..."

I'd change that "can" to "are willing to". I've known more than my share of "are willing to" (sometimes including myself) whose extrapolations can be very, very shaky at times.

 

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