Humor Section!

[britechguy]

@Porthos: A fate more deserved for Clippie than that one I cannot possibly imagine!

 

[Markverhyden]

Couple of chuckles this week from Thumbtack.....

 

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[Markverhyden]

One from the trenches....

NOC: How's the network looking?
Me: Hanging in there....

 

[britechguy]

@Markverhyden,

Looks like most of the network closets I've ever had to deal with, which is why I don't deal with them except around the periphery of what I'm doing if at all possible!

 

[GTP]

One from the trenches....

NOC: How's the network looking?
Me: Hanging in there....

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[glennd]

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ahhh those were the days!

 

[GTP]

It Snowed Last Night

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman as well.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..woman..person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burka.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from the BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become – ridiculous!

 

[Markverhyden]

@Markverhyden,

Looks like most of the network closets I've ever had to deal with, which is why I don't deal with them except around the periphery of what I'm doing if at all possible!

I'm sure we've all seen much worse. Just enjoyed the exchange as thats literal what happened when I was talking to the NOC. Obviously I emailed him the pic after I said that. I was there to work on a no dial tone in a guest room. For once the phones were better organized and labeled than the data network.

 

[britechguy]

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become – ridiculous!

Very funny, truly, but this part is utterly untrue, because the setup is, too (though hilarious).

We're not in any danger of becoming oversensitive, as a society, any time soon or such humor would be impossible. If anyone actually believed the setup there'd be nothing funny about it.

 

[Porthos]

 

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