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[GTP]

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?


A: Finding half a worm in your apple!

 

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IF/ELSE.

 

[Kitten Kong]

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:

"Hello, how are you today?"

"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"

"Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”

"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?”

" No sir, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.”

"REALLY, that's quite concerning.”

"Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.”

"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.”

“You don't?"

“No.”

"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir.”

"Don't have one.”

"Ipad?"

"Nope.”

"Tablet?"

"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.”

After a few seconds of silence he said "sir, you are lying to me now!"

I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

 

[Markverhyden]

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:

"Hello, how are you today?"

"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"

"Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”

"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?”

" No sir, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.”

"REALLY, that's quite concerning.”

"Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.”

"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.”

“You don't?"

“No.”

"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir.”

"Don't have one.”

"Ipad?"

"Nope.”

"Tablet?"

"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.”

After a few seconds of silence he said "sir, you are lying to me now!"

I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

I like the variation where they say you are having problems with your Windows.

"Really? I'm standing in front of my windows and they open and close like they should. I can even see my neighbors house a mile away"

 

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[NETWizz]

Why not?

 

[NETWizz]

This is why I fear the Fourth of July… ‘cause ‘metics

Really though it is poor, broke idiots who spend all their money on alcohol and fireworks to play pyrotechnician for a night.

Not my neighborhood, but this is what worries me

 

[ThatPlace928]

 

[ThatPlace928]

we sure did.

 

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[frase]

Kid needs to train in Lawnmower Sim first.