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It's a joke because there is supposed to be a solar eclipse next week which would be the sign.
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Oh, got it now! Haha. 
Altster
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Not "supposed to be" but IS a solar eclipse August 21 in the US!
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He said it like that because in America these days we can no longer tell whats real and whats FAKE NEWS.
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Science: The thing that works even if you don't believe in it.
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre.
After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time
For the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat
Pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.
He began to swing the gold watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"
The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
They were hypnotized. And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
The beautiful gold watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"
"SH*T!" Exclaimed Claude.
It took them three days to clean up the Senior Citizens' Centre!
Claude was never invited back again!
After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time
For the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat
Pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.
He began to swing the gold watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"
The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
They were hypnotized. And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
The beautiful gold watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"
"SH*T!" Exclaimed Claude.
It took them three days to clean up the Senior Citizens' Centre!
Claude was never invited back again!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Larry Sabo
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LOL. It would have been worse if half of them weren't wearing diapers at the time.
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I can just imagine the excuses.......
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Thanks to yahoo's technical expertise, Monday we will see an increase of blind people
"The 12 million people who live there can view the eclipse at its fullest merely by walking outside and looking up,"
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/millions-americans-gaze-upon-mondays-once-lifetime-eclipse-102856225.html
"The 12 million people who live there can view the eclipse at its fullest merely by walking outside and looking up,"
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/millions-americans-gaze-upon-mondays-once-lifetime-eclipse-102856225.html
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Not only YAHOO, but most any place online who offers suggestions for viewing the eclipse.Thanks to yahoo's technical expertise, Monday we will see an increase of blind people
"The 12 million people who live there can view the eclipse at its fullest merely by walking outside and looking up,"
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/millions-americans-gaze-upon-mondays-once-lifetime-eclipse-102856225.html
Me, I'm either going to watch it via a shoebox viewer (or some sort of cardboard box) or just wait until the news carries it. I'm in the 90% area unless I take a drive down to where Western Kentucky, Southern Illinois & Indiana come together where it is supposed to be a 100% eclipse.
ROAD TRIP~!
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