Humor Section!

[Appletax]

Because of @Appletax's post about Charter's, who I have, speeds I tried to login to see how much I was paying versus my speed. Could not, know what the creds are. So I thought I'd try their chat agent thinking it was a real human being. Don't think it is.
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The chat with a human, type:

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[TechLady]

 

[GTP]

 

[frase]

More Australian sights

http://bit.ly/2rfDaeE

Great work our police and emergency services do

 

[Porthos]

We get the same here but with a different kind of animal.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/nov/20/san-antonio-texas-cow-chase-video

 

[Krynn72]

More Australian sights

http://bit.ly/2rfDaeE

Great work our police and emergency services do

When police arrived the wallaby refused to obey directions and initially evaded police. A short pursuit then occurred.

I dont know if Aussie cops yell their commands like American ones do, but imagining them yelling with the Aussie accent, telling it to get on the ground using Aussie cuss words when it refuses... its just made my day.

Especially since they took into custody so it had a happy ending, instead of shooting it like American cops would have.

 

[Markverhyden]

More Australian sights

http://bit.ly/2rfDaeE

Great work our police and emergency services do

"Dr Vogelnest told The Daily Telegraph he didn’t think the unnamed wallaby would get fined for not having an e-tag on the bridge, "

Darn toll evaders. String 'em up..... LOL!!!

 

[JoeTech]

This is what happens when you just click next without reading. Turns the guy in hawaii was just trying to install java and forgot to uncheck the send missle alert option.

 

[LordIntruder]

Here's the proof that I must be a german. Believe me, I was searching for something completely different. And that's what I got after asking aunt google:

 

[fencepost]

Here's the proof that I must be a german. Believe me, I was searching for something completely different. And that's what I got after asking aunt google:

That video calls for a response

http://www.surlyqueen.net/loas/2018/01/15/855-these-are-the-jokes/

 

[TechLady]

 

[GTP]

People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside.
The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper
"Carburettor frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker, voice muffled by the helmet and scarfe...
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburettor as promised.
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jessica..."

 

[NETWizz]

 

[Krynn72]

People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside.
The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper
"Carburettor frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker, voice muffled by the helmet and scarfe...
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburettor as promised.
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jessica..."

I've been on the internet long enough to know that she just wasn't trying hard enough.

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

Must be an HP printer. Way to go CUPS......

 

[CLC]

http://ozzyman.com/pornhubs-data-sh...ed-during-hawaiis-recent-false-missile-alert/

Pornhub’s Data Shows Something Hilarious Happened During The False Missile Alert In Hawaii

 

[LordIntruder]

http://<iframe src="https://www.fac...border="0" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>

okay, name me dumb, but nothing happens if I click the link.

 

[CLC]

I know i was trying to embed it, look again.

 

[NYJimbo]

50+ Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

 

[CLC]

Still having mouse nightmares lol.