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Krynn72
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Nah that's what it would look like the day after you fixed it, and they'll claim it just cracked like that by itself just sitting on a table.
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"It was on carpet" or "only a few inches" seem like it goes with that phone call too...
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Probably the phone call started out like "Do you fix screens"?....
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"Alright! Freeze!!..."
"Now, Very slowly... Put the straw on the floor!"
http://reason.com/blog/2018/01/25/california-bill-would-criminalize-restau
"Now, Very slowly... Put the straw on the floor!"
http://reason.com/blog/2018/01/25/california-bill-would-criminalize-restau
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Back before digital cameras, as I would have taken a picture, a customer brought in a destroyed laptop trying to get it repaired under CompUSA extended warranty since it covered a broken screen. He said he had left it on the hood of his car and it "fell off". He did not even bother trying to wipe the tread marks off of the top.
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Wow, WTF is wrong with that state?
So I wonder if restaurants will make you sign a legal consent form while they videotape you. 6 months jail time for a cheap plastic straw is pretty harsh.
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Jail time is harsh but so is this
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If its a straw then its not a normal drinking straw. When they pulled it out it didnt even look like a straw. Could have been some twig for all I know. If its such a big deal then just go to paper straws. Dont just add weird laws with major fines to waiters or what not.
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They're considering putting cancer warnings on coffee.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-coffee-cancer-lawsuit-20170925-story.html
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What? I cannot go to California? lol...
I tell you, First they say coffee is bad for you. Then a year or so later its great for you. Then they turn around and tell you its bad for you again.
As for the straw in the nose, Wasnt this in Costa Rica? I didnt catch exactly where they found him but if it was Costa Rica why does California stick its nose in there? Seems to me C.R. needs to outlaw either straws or cocaine snorting turtles! lol..
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Yep, banned for life.... LOL!!!
The carcinogen at the heart of the lawsuit is acrylamide, which is present in many, if not most, cooked foods. And has been, apparently, for centuries. Maybe they should start giving new parents a warning label with their newborns. "Warning - living causes cancer"
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Good sign to keep on hand.
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Huge Rat Caught Taking A Bath
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Hairiest politician I've ever seen.....
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