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[Altster]

Firefox found a hole in Windows

Hey there, could you point in the right direction to LINUX?? Thanx

 

[Altster]

Ole, Lars and Sven had been going to the Sons of Norway hall meeting as long as there had been a hall. And every month, wouldn't ya know it, they didn't win a prize in the monthly draw. That is until the last meeting. Sven was the first one of the three to get his name drawn. He won two pounds of spaghetti sauce, four boxes of noodles, and three pounds of Swedish meatballs. Ole had his name drawn next. He got himself round trip tickets to Duluth, a night’s stay at the Dew Drop Inn and a pair of tickets to see the Inger triplets Polka Ensemble. Ole thought that he had died and gone to heaven. Lars was the last one to have his name drawn; he won a toilet brush.

At the next monthly meeting, they sat down together to check out how each other had fared for the past month. Sven said "Uff da, I had dat pasghetti for tree days. It was so good, and Helga didn't have to buy food for dem dere tree days." Ole said "Lena was so happy vhen I brought home dem tickets. The trip up to Dulut was nice, we got to ride da Greyhound, and you know, they got a built in outhouse on dat dere bus. And the Inger Triplets, if I didn't know better, I would swear dey were sisters."

Then Ole turned to Lars, and asked him how his prize worked out. Lars looks at them both and says "Dat dere toilet brush is nice, but I tink I'll go back to using paper.

 

[Markverhyden]

 

[Computer Bloke]

Typing up someone else's poems? There isn't enough money in the world.

 

[frase]

Ok, we are all done, just need to restart..feck

 

[Moltuae]

Typing up someone else's poems? There isn't enough money in the world.

I dunno ... Shouldn't be too painful, so long as it's not Vogon Poetry ...

 

[GTP]

 

[NYJimbo]

 

[NETWizz]

Got to make sure there are no Underage candy eaters; I guess:




I think I am going to have to write them as a concerned parent asking why their products I am buying have capital "E"'s on them...

 

[Krynn72]

Got to make sure there are no Underage candy eaters; I guess:

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I think I am going to have to write them as a concerned parent asking why their products I am buying have capital "E"'s on them...

Come on, they're clearly 3s

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

Come on, they're clearly 3s

No, they're Ws

 

[Computer Bloke]

No, they're Ws

Dead ones.

So no-one else sees epsilons, then?

 

[acs]

Workshop rates

 

[River Valley Computer]

No - they are CHOCOLATE - eat them!

 

[Markverhyden]

Got to make sure there are no Underage candy eaters; I guess:

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I think I am going to have to write them as a concerned parent asking why their products I am buying have capital "E"'s on them...

"Mikey, type in your mommy's birthday...."

 

[Porthos]

 

[Krynn72]

I liked that the consoles were playing a card game.

 

[overburnz]

Just for fun, ask Google's Alexa "What does the fox say?"

Ask Siri lol

 

[overburnz]

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or is she...?

 

[coffee]

I created this on my Ryzen x1800, Linux Mint using Kdenlive. Hope you all enjoy it