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[TechLady]

This is a great idea, but wouldn’t it be easier to stop selling guns like they do?...

Yes, it certainly would. Plus this doesn't stop them from going Rambo and shooting right through the door.

 

[TechLady]

 

[TechLady]

No idea what happened here.

 

[GreyWolf]

Who builds theses things? Betcha his name was Murphy.

 

[timeshifter]

 

[JoeTech]

Due to all the anger over the $999 stand for the new Apple monitor. Apple decided to release a cheaper alternative for only $499.

 

[River Valley Computer]

Only available in white?

 

[NETWizz]

 

[JoeTech]

Only available in white?

Only in white. If you want to use it as a coat hanger there is an adapter for $99.

 

[TechLady]

 

[frase]

No idea what happened here.

Doom Edition

 

[NETWizz]

Explaining to the customer why you messed up something complicated... Quoting, "My Cousin Vinny"

It's a procedure. Like rebuilding a carburetor has a procedure. You know, when you rebuild a carburetor, the first thing you do is you take the carburetor off the manifold? Supposing you skip the first step, and while you're replacing one of the jets, you accidentally drop the jet, it goes down the carburetor, rolls along the manifold, and goes into the head. You're fucked. You just learned the hard way that you gotta remove the carburetor first, right? So that's all that happened to me today.

 

[Markverhyden]

Explaining to the customer why you messed up something complicated... Quoting, "My Cousin Vinny"

It's a procedure. Like rebuilding a carburetor has a procedure. You know, when you rebuild a carburetor, the first thing you do is you take the carburetor off the manifold? Supposing you skip the first step, and while you're replacing one of the jets, you accidentally drop the jet, it goes down the carburetor, rolls along the manifold, and goes into the head. You're fucked. You just learned the hard way that you gotta remove the carburetor first, right? So that's all that happened to me today.

I learned a valuable lesson back when I was in High School. Was part of the Thespian Club at the school doing stage crew stuff, building sets, etc. Being 15 we were always scr3wing things up. One day one of the father of one of the other guys came out to help. We all learned measure twice, cut once.

 

[Porthos]

The Time Before Smartphones

 

[Porthos]

 

[NETWizz]

You know it shouldn't be too expensive to fix when only the bottom part is flat:

 

[GreyWolf]

 

[TechLady]

 

[TechLady]

 

[TechLady]