Humor Section!

[Markverhyden]

Explaining to the customer why you messed up something complicated... Quoting, "My Cousin Vinny"

It's a procedure. Like rebuilding a carburetor has a procedure. You know, when you rebuild a carburetor, the first thing you do is you take the carburetor off the manifold? Supposing you skip the first step, and while you're replacing one of the jets, you accidentally drop the jet, it goes down the carburetor, rolls along the manifold, and goes into the head. You're fucked. You just learned the hard way that you gotta remove the carburetor first, right? So that's all that happened to me today.

I learned a valuable lesson back when I was in High School. Was part of the Thespian Club at the school doing stage crew stuff, building sets, etc. Being 15 we were always scr3wing things up. One day one of the father of one of the other guys came out to help. We all learned measure twice, cut once.

 

[Porthos]

The Time Before Smartphones

 

[Porthos]

 

[NETWizz]

You know it shouldn't be too expensive to fix when only the bottom part is flat:

 

[GreyWolf]

 

[TechLady]

 

[TechLady]

 

[TechLady]

 

[Moltuae]

Er...Cooled?

The computer equivalent of sticking your leg out of bed when you're too hot.

 

[TechLady]

 

[TechLady]

 

[NETWizz]

So in the middle of the Civil war, someone was like, "You know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce!"

 

[NETWizz]

Cause 'Merica is "Land of the Free." Where a shoplifter can walk off with maybe a few hundred dollars in shoplifted stuff they carried out by foot, and Government is not only justified in deploying 68-cold and 4-hot munitions, tear gas, gunshots, flash-bangs and explosives, into some unrelated person's home the perp broke into, but they sure as hell won't pay even it it costs them tens of thousands of dollars to defend their position!

https://www.westword.com/news/greenwood-village-swat-team-home-destruction-lawsuit-update-10412389

 

[bertie40]

There are various types of crime.
Some minor
Some major
Some serious
Some are frivolous.

...... but there is one crime, inherent with its criminal intent, beyond the pale and that would make heavily grown men, heave and puff with disgust and indignation.

There is such a thing as justifiable homicide, and I truly believe this crime would merit instant dismissal from a court, with the guilty party hiring paraded through town on the back of a cart, whilst being bombarded with rotten fruit.

What is this awful crime I hear you cry. What can warrant such a display of loathing and disgust.

...... deep breath.

My wife hid the remote.

Yep. She actually did it.

All because I refused to get out of bed and switch off the electric blanket.

What a moo.

Oh, but it's worse. She actually convinced me i had taken it downstairs earlier. So i spent 10 mins searching for it.

Upon my return, it had miraculously reappeared.

Serious retribution is planned.

Daughter wetting herself laughing.

Joy.

Sent from my SM-N950F using Tapatalk

 

[River Valley Computer]

There are various types of crime.
Some minor
Some major
Some serious
Some are frivolous.

...... but there is one crime, inherent with its criminal intent, beyond the pale and that would make heavily grown men, heave and puff with disgust and indignation.

There is such a thing as justifiable homicide, and I truly believe this crime would merit instant dismissal from a court, with the guilty party hiring paraded through town on the back of a cart, whilst being bombarded with rotten fruit.

What is this awful crime I hear you cry. What can warrant such a display of loathing and disgust.

...... deep breath.

My wife hid the remote.

Yep. She actually did it.

All because I refused to get out of bed and switch off the electric blanket.

What a moo.

Oh, but it's worse. She actually convinced me i had taken it downstairs earlier. So i spent 10 mins searching for it.

Upon my return, it had miraculously reappeared.

Serious retribution is planned.

Daughter wetting herself laughing.

Joy.

Sent from my SM-N950F using Tapatalk

Well - welcome back!!!!

 

[Larry Sabo]

It's good to see you back, Bertie, sense of humour intact. Surprised that the wife has put up with you all these years, though.

 

[River Valley Computer]

There are various types of crime.
Some minor
Some major
Some serious
Some are frivolous.

...... but there is one crime, inherent with its criminal intent, beyond the pale and that would make heavily grown men, heave and puff with disgust and indignation.

There is such a thing as justifiable homicide, and I truly believe this crime would merit instant dismissal from a court, with the guilty party hiring paraded through town on the back of a cart, whilst being bombarded with rotten fruit.

What is this awful crime I hear you cry. What can warrant such a display of loathing and disgust.

...... deep breath.

My wife hid the remote.

Yep. She actually did it.

All because I refused to get out of bed and switch off the electric blanket.

What a moo.

Oh, but it's worse. She actually convinced me i had taken it downstairs earlier. So i spent 10 mins searching for it.

Upon my return, it had miraculously reappeared.

Serious retribution is planned.

Daughter wetting herself laughing.

Joy.

Sent from my SM-N950F using Tapatalk

Do we have the same wife????????????

 

[Markverhyden]

And it's great to see wifey and daughter are up to snuff as well.

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

 

[Porthos]