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[Porthos]

 

[Markverhyden]

 

[NETWizz]

In a restroom above urinals:

Attention all pilots, for those equipped with short pitot tubes OR experiencing low manifold pressure, please taxi fully onto to the threshold and be prepared to fly runway heading before applying takeoff power - the next pilot may not be seaplane rated!

 

[Markverhyden]

In a restroom above urinals:

Attention all pilots, for those equipped with short pitot tubes OR experiencing low manifold pressure, please taxi fully onto to the threshold and be prepared to fly runway heading before applying takeoff power - the next pilot may not be seaplane rated!

Referring to this?

 

[Moltuae]

Referring to this?

Now that's just taking the piss, as we say in Britain.

 

[Markverhyden]

Now that's just taking the piss, as we say in Britain.

LOL!! And we have bees as well over here. You need to hit them because of their stingers....

 

[Porthos]

Just don't eat the mint in the urinal.

 

[NETWizz]

Just don't eat the mint in the urinal.

mint?

 

[Porthos]

mint?

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/this-moms-story-about-a-urinal-cake-is-gold-w459465/
Read the story to the end... LOL

 

[Porthos]

 

[Porthos]

 

[Porthos]

 

[Porthos]

These Videos are from the back lot of a sever hosting business in Dallas Tx. I stumbled on these a couple of days ago and been hooked. (Pun intended)

 

[JoeTech]

These Videos are from the back lot of a sever hosting business in Dallas Tx. I stumbled on these a couple of days ago and been hooked. (Pun intended)

Well there goes my friday productivity because I am hooked on them now too.

Edit- Is there some sort of nightclub or bar across the street and that is why everyone is parking in his lot? It seems like that street gets a lot of traffic at night.

 

[Porthos]

Well there goes my friday productivity because I am hooked on them now too.

Edit- Is there some sort of nightclub or bar across the street and that is why everyone is parking in his lot? It seems like that street gets a lot of traffic at night.

 

[Markverhyden]

These Videos are from the back lot of a sever hosting business in Dallas Tx. I stumbled on these a couple of days ago and been hooked. (Pun intended)

Too funny. But I know from experience that some of that hooking is beyond shady. Back when I was doing time at CompUSA I was doing a delivery and installation for a computer system someone had bought. When a system costs 3k they don't mind paying a $100 for it to be delivered and installed. After unloading and taking it to the apartment, in a large apartment building in Boston, I parked it in a section that was labeled Commercial Vehicles Only. Got back upstairs and asked the customer if it was ok to park there, he said ok. 45 minutes later I needed to get some cable out of the van. Happened to look out the window and it was gone!

Long story short. Got to the tow lot to get it back. After some discussion with the attendant, we have tons of tows from that address, I came to the conclusion that building management had an under the table deal with the operators to split the fees. Back then there were no digital photos, it was the operator's word against mine. In Boston you'll always loose against the tow company in court because most the time the tows are legal.

 

[Porthos]

 

[NETWizz]

An International Reddit user asks /r/AskAnAmerican, "How widespread is workplace drug testing? Do you agree with it? How frequently is it done?"

Best Answer: Oddly enough, whenever I've been salaried there are no drug tests. Moving boxes in a warehouse, piss in a cup: bagging groceries, stick in the cheek: answering phones, piss in a cup: dealing with sensitive data, nah brah you fine.

 

[Porthos]

How much would it cost to purchase the Google.com domain right now?
10 Answers

Andrew McGlinchey, worked at Google
Answered Sep 15, 2015 · Upvoted by Kartik Murthy, worked at Google and Anshul Jain, works at Google · Author has 175 answers and 611.1k answer views
Since the owners of Google (Larry and Sergey) are at this point pretty much immune to money, it would have to be something of much more substantial value.
Maybe you could buy it in exchange for something like:
* an immortality drug
* limitless clean energy for the world
* efficient interplanetary travel

If you were the only one to have one of those things, and the Kings of Alphabet thought that they couldn't match it by developing it themselves, you might be able to do a deal.
I'm sure if you really had a super solution to limitless clean energy, its market value would be greater than Google's market cap. But even having all those billions wouldn't mean you could buy Google.com, because the founders control a class of shares that are not for sale. And since, to the founders, the marginal value of extra billions is small, I speculate it would take something transformative to humanity to get them to do such a deal.

 

[Porthos]