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Newspaper for your hand down-under? 
Australian newspaper prints extra pages to help out in toilet paper shortage
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2...ra-pages-to-help-out-in-toilet-paper-shortage
Australian newspaper prints extra pages to help out in toilet paper shortage
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2...ra-pages-to-help-out-in-toilet-paper-shortage
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Hmmm..looks like to me you have McAfee Installed - we resell McCatFoo if you would like to purchase.
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You can't trust cats for tech support. They ALWAYS think it's the mouse.
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A sample of the competition on nextdoor.com.
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I think you've had a catastrophic failure tbh
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A politician visits a country town and asks the country folk what their needs are.
“We have two basic needs honourable Sir”, replies the mayor.
“Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor”.
On hearing this, the politician reaches for his mobile phone.....
After an animated conversation with "someone" on the phone, he proudly announces that there’d be a doctor there tomorrow morning and asked for the second problem.
“…secondly Sir, there is no mobile phone coverage anywhere in the town”.
“We have two basic needs honourable Sir”, replies the mayor.
“Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor”.
On hearing this, the politician reaches for his mobile phone.....
After an animated conversation with "someone" on the phone, he proudly announces that there’d be a doctor there tomorrow morning and asked for the second problem.
“…secondly Sir, there is no mobile phone coverage anywhere in the town”.
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haha. Hey that's where I live!!
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Two blokes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it - why aren't we getting any ducks?"
His friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it - why aren't we getting any ducks?"
His friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
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Last night I had a Trivia Competition in the bag until the very last question, which I got wrong.
The question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?"
Apparently the correct answer was Fiji.
The question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?"
Apparently the correct answer was Fiji.
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Well you know they're always complaining they don't have enough water...
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