Humor Section!

GTP · Mar 12, 2020

A man asked his wife "what would you do if I won the lotto?"
She replied "I would take half and leave you!"
"Great!" He said. "I just won $20, here's $10, please stay in touch!"

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Therapist: "Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?"

Him: "Well to be quite honest, I never knew she sold flowers."

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AlohaTech · Mar 12, 2020

Now this is a well prepared instructor to cover any disruptions caused by Corona Virus

Raymond Payne · Mar 12, 2020

Important information to protect yourself from the Coronavirus!

Handshaking should be avoided in order to prevent transmission of the virus.

Change all protocols to UDP.

Markverhyden · Mar 13, 2020

Porthos · Mar 13, 2020

PornHub Helps Italians Stay Indoors with Free Premium Access
To help ease the boredom and isolation caused by a country-wide coronavirus lockdown in Italy, PorbHub is offering a helping hand by providing Italians free access to their premium service.

On March 10th, 2020, Italy began a nationwide Coronavirus lockdown to help prevent the community spread of the virus. As part of this lockdown, Italians are requested to stay indoors, a 6 PM curfew is being enforced, and people should only travel if necessary.

To offer some entertainment for those stuck indoors, PornHub has announced that they are donating their March proceeds from ModelHub to Italy and that Italians can get free Premium access through March.

"Pornhub is donating its March proceeds from Modelhub to support Italy during this unfortunate time (model earnings will remain untouched). Italy will also have free access to Pornhub Premium throughout the month. Forza Italia, we love you!

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Users in Italy can sign up for free premium access through by going to pornhub.com/free-italy.
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/ne...alians-stay-indoors-with-free-premium-access/