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So, there's this farmhand who goes to work on a farm, he's in the yard and he sees this pig with only three legs.
He asks the farmer, "What's with the pig there?"
The farmer says, "Well, a few years ago, the farmhouse caught fire and that pig ran in, raised the alarm, saved me, my wife and all three kids. We'd have burnt to a crisp if it wasn't for that pig."
The farmhand says, "But how did he lose the leg?"
And the farmer says, "Oh, right. Well, with a pig that useful, you don't eat him all at once."
 
Not funny funny though a story from a clients place the other day.

Purchased a laptop for them all data etc, was demoing the laptop and the client states "That fan is really loud".

Me: What I cant even hear it?
Client: That is the loudest fan I have ever heard
Me: You serious, I cant even hear a thing.
Client: No, that is very loud, never had a laptop sound like that.
Me: ???

Turned out the client was talking about a washing room fan his wife had just turned on..mmm oooook then.

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