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[Altster]

"It'll only take a few minutes to get this done..."

I've seen much worse - at the place I used to work at / for on the East side of my city. What a mess for sure!

 

[Altster]

FTFY, lol

Now that's just as scary - no tags on the connections. I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole (or whatever sized pole would fit in the room with me!)

Nevermind! I took a closer look and see that all connections have labels at each connection.

My i's aren't what they used to be!

 

[DRPCNZ]

Now that's just as scary - no tags on the connections. I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole (or whatever sized pole would fit in the room with me!)

Yep you bring that to me like that I'm going to point to the recycle bin

 

[River Valley Computer]

Speak for yourself!

AMEN!!!!!! For a @60 printer - I don't think so!

 

[coffee]

It would make better sense to just by another one then spend the money on a tech to reassemble. I used to get these on contract deals at a place I used to work at a long time ago. Seems to seal the deal on the servers we also had to take on the printers. So, I would just go buy another and swap them out.

 

[Markverhyden]

I've seen much worse - at the place I used to work at / for on the East side of my city. What a mess for sure!

I was there so their wireless company could regain access to a Juniper router. The Juniper had power unplugged. Nothing they had was correct, model etc. Mind you I've never touched Juniper OS, which is just like Vyatta/Edgemax, before so was not much help. Support (India) kept on asking for web access which was not possible. The Goo, as usually helped. Found that when one consoles in you're in a basic *nix shell, Juniper OS is not available until you type in cli at the prompt. Then you can do things. But they kept asking for the web interface, apparently CLI was not their thing. LOL!!! Did a hard reset which gave access to the web interface. They made some changes and promptly lost web access. After looking at the config via console I saw they had assigned the public IP to the pp0 interface. The thing was a huge mess. The support contract had expired in 2016 so Juniper would not help. After 5 hours they tossed up their hands so to speak and said there was a problem with it. Doubt there was a problem, they just did not know how to set it up, even using the web interface which we know is pretty useless on older commercial routers.

 

[TechLady]

 

[GTP]

Did a hard reset which gave access to the web interface. They made some changes and promptly lost web access.

Lol, this happened to me some time ago when trying to setup/configure a Cyberoam UTM at a small business.
I couldn't figure it out so called support (India). They asked for access (which I granted) and about 15 seconds later he had reset the UTM! I had to start all over again, but this time realised where I'd gone wrong and completed the setup myself!

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

 

[GTP]

That morning, I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday. ‘I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, "Good morning, pretty lady, and by the way Happy Birthday" I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, "It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch just you and me."

I said, "Thanks Rick, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each, and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office Rick said, 'it's such a beautiful day; we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

He said, "Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner".

After arriving at his house Rick turned to me and said, "If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok," I nervously replied. My heart was beating fast in anticipation...
He went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes he came out carrying a huge birthday cake followed by my husband, my kids, my parents, and dozens of my friends and co-workers all singing 'Happy Birthday To You.'


...and I just lay there on the couch....totally naked.....

 

[River Valley Computer]

Sorry - don't mean to sound like a prude - but do we really need this type of language?

 

[cypress]

After arriving at his house Rick turned to me and said, "If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok," I nervously replied. My heart was beating fast in anticipation...

LMAO!!! Just knew the ending was gonna be great once I read these lines.

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

Sorry - don't mean to sound like a prude - but do we really need this type of language?

We don't, but I found it rather true as an online gamer. Relatable and a little funny,and a bit explicit.
Kids these days are brutal online.

 

[GTP]

 

[GTP]

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

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It is a beautiful 75 here today!

 

[GTP]

 

[GTP]

 

[River Valley Computer]

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That's cool - could lead to a heated debate.