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Cat Jam

 

[Moltuae]

Cat Jam

I don't like cat jam. I prefer hamster jam.



Note to American-English speakers:
Jam (British) = Jelly (American)
Jelly (British) = Jell-O (American)
Jell-O (British) = F' All.

Reminded me of this terrible old joke ...

A man goes into a pet shop and decides that he wants to buy a hamster and takes it home.

The hamster turns out to be not quite what he wanted so he called the pet shop and asked if he could return it.

The pet shop explained their no return policy but said that he could try boiling the hamster and making jam from it.

The slightly perplexed man decides to do so, it takes a while, but he makes it.

On trying the jam, it was found to be bloody awful, so he threw it out of his kitchen window. He awoke the following morning to find a beautiful bunch or daffodils growing where he had thrown the jam.

He decided to call the pet shop and tell them, but they told him, 'but sir you must be mistaken, everyone knows you get tulips from hamster jam'.

 

[Markverhyden]

Thumbtack humor for the day. (seeing lots and lots of them lately)

 

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[Moltuae]

Seems that the Parker Solar Probe is running Windows 10!

 

[glennd]

Fair enough. 8125C would definitely shorten the life of the cpu.

 

[frase]

Thumbtack humor for the day. (seeing lots and lots of them lately)

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I had a poor old elderly lady stressed out the other day. Initially was just a network issue, she noticed some idiot on her PC listing with an SSID: HackedYourPC.

So she freaked out and called me. I explained to her in non geek terms {damn that's hard sometimes} that it is just some probably teenage kid nearby whom has renamed their own wifi network to that. So no your not being hacked, so ended up sorting out some system issue's, Security software and installing Office 2019 H&B and setting up a backup system- $400 later all good thanks fake hacker knob.

 

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Dayum is that operating system on Mercury?

 

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[NETWizz]

Coronavirus Names:
KungFu Flu
Kung Flu
The Bat Flu
The Corona-Rona
The Wuhan
The Beer Virus
Commie-Cough

 

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