I wasn't aware that god had switched professions.Thumbtack strikes again.....
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So that's the reason there's a pandemic!

I wasn't aware that god had switched professions.Thumbtack strikes again.....
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Prohibition or not this is funny. I loved it.I do not remember any prohibition on politically-related humor here, but if I missed it I ask @Kraken to delete this message as promptly as possible. I was almost rolling on the floor laughing, and the video tweaking needed to pull this off is impressive.
Trigger Warning: If you are a Trump supporter, what follows is likely to make you furious, but, you may appreciate the technical brilliance that went in to the bits of CGI-ing needed for the altered vocals. If you find any humor based on President Trump's loss of the election to be offensive, you have been warned, and you have to play it in order to know why.
And also....Borrowed ahem nicked off a friends wall.
If you own a dog you will love this. If you don't own a dog then you should also find this funny!!
Dear Dogs,
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
Sincerely,
Your Overwhelmed Owner