Humor Section!

[GTP]

A few more!

 

[Moltuae]

My favourite was a butchers shop in Britain, rumoured to be called "Halal – Is It Meat You're Looking For?" ... but according to this, unfortunately it didn't actually exist:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/the-top-ten-genuine-shop-names-9202644.html
A few more good ones there though.

 

[coffee]

 

[Porthos]

 

[stro]

This place is on the way to one my regular service calls.

 

[Altster]

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Verrrrrrrrrrry interrrrrrrrrrrresting.........................

I wonder if it ever runs hot?

 

[TechLady]

We already discussed this. Could you NOT.

 

[ChrisTech]

Spotted a van whilst driving (couldn't get a photo) that belonged to a Drilling company called Diamond Technique. Their van said "Your hole is our Goal".

Made me smile.

 

[JoeTech]

 

[JoeTech]

 

[Markverhyden]

Spotted a van whilst driving (couldn't get a photo) that belonged to a Drilling company called Diamond Technique. Their van said "Your hole is our Goal".

Made me smile.

Anything drilling related is ripe for abuse. Back when I first started in the petro business I saw a cartoon in a Playboy. Couple of hippies, one telling the other he was going to Texas to work in the oilfields. Why? 32' joints, dope in 5 gallon buckets and a pusher on every rig. LOL!!!

 

[Porthos]

 

[HFultzjr]

Ok, I got one.......................

2 guys walked into a bar.
Now that's realy funny, because you would think the 2nd guy would of seen the first guy walk into it, and avoided it.

Go figure!

 

[HFultzjr]

My wife was always complaining about my practicing using my turkey calls in the house.
Finally one day I said, ok, I'll just hire Renee Kohn to call them for me.

She never complained again.......'nuff said!

 

[GTP]

Ok, I got one.......................

2 guys walked into a bar.
Now that's realy funny, because you would think the 2nd guy would of seen the first guy walk into it, and avoided it.

Go figure!

2 Blonde's walked into a bar, they both forgot to "duck"

 

[Moltuae]

2 guys walked into a bar.
Now that's realy funny, because you would think the 2nd guy would of seen the first guy walk into it, and avoided it.

The old ones are the best

2 Blonde's walked into a bar, they both forgot to "duck"

Or maybe they'd been watching the Muppets ...

 

[Markverhyden]

 

[GTP]

I was at the pub the other night when I noticed three rather obese ladies sitting at a table. They were quite loud and I noticed they had an accent. Being curious I asked "are you three ladies from Scotland?"
One of the women turned and glared at me! In a deep rough voice she growled "it's Wales, you fu***ng moron!"
"Oh" I said. "My mistake, sorry!" "Are you three whales from Scotland!"
I don't remember anything after that!

 

[Altster]

So............................................

So skeleton walks into a bar and says..............................












Bartender, GIVE ME A BEER AND A MOP!

 

[Porthos]

Not to start a political debate. Just thought it was funny.