Humor Section!

[GTP]

Three guys - a Tasmanian, a Victorian and a South Australian were walking along a beach when they came across a lantern.
After giving the lantern a gentle rub a Genie pops out!
"For freeing me from the lantern I will grant you all one wish!" "That's three wishes in total," the Genie says!
The Tasmanian says, "I'm a fisherman, my Dad is a fisherman, my Granddad was a fisherman and my Son will be a fisherman as well!"
"My wish is that the oceans be full of fish!" "Foosh!" The oceans were full of fish and the Tasmanian disappears back to Tasmania!
The Victorian says, "my wish is that there be a huge wall around Victoria so that we can run our State as we see fit and no 'Boofhead' North, South, East or West of us can tell us what to do for all eternity!" Vavoom! There is a huge wall around Victoria and the Victorian disappears back to Victoria!
The South Australian asks the Genie, "What are the dimensions of this wall around Victoria?"
The Genie replies, "about 250 meters high, 20 meters thick and absolutely nothing can get in or out!"
The South Australian says to the Genie, "can you fill it up with water, please?"

 

[GTP]

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[GTP]

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters = BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters = MOON STARER
DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES = THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH = HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY = IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS ! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT = I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER

 

[wavey]

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Wooden wheel? Wooden go!

 

[Altster]

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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-Kay

 

[TechLady]

Was looking for some stock photos for an ad and stumbled on this. Not sure what is happening here?

 

[Larry Sabo]

Maybe BB told her laptop needed a new power supply, so she decided to DIY?

 

[NETWizz]

Was looking for some stock photos for an ad and stumbled on this. Not sure what is happening here?

I have done that before when I needed to connect a hard drive via a SATA to USB connector and couldn't find a smaller power supply to run a 3.5" drive. Paperclip on green/black starts up a PSU.

 

[Markverhyden]

And we have another winner, certainly from the "Google said to......" category.... Maybe he's one of those Dr's that believes Cryogenics save the dead. LOL!!!!

 

[NYJimbo]

And we have another winner, certainly from the "Google said to......" category.... Maybe he's one of those Dr's that believes Cryogenics save the dead. LOL!!!!

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"case opened, in freezer" - At this point the only thing that drive might be good for is to chill a pitcher of margaritas.

 

[NYJimbo]

 

[coffee]

 

[GTP]

Safety First!

 

[GTP]

Hey look! There's a "fork in the road!"

 

[Moltuae]

Hey look! There's a "fork in the road!"
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Is that there so that when people ask for directions you can tell them to fork off?

 

[JoeTech]

This gave me a few laughs seeing this collection of tech giveaways and the audience reaction at the time.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/oprahs-tech-giveaways_us_582cbc98e4b099512f808c6e?

 

[TCG]

 

[Altster]

Do I see some old Compaq Towers there?

 

[coffee]

Do I see some old Compaq Towers there?

My neighbor, who is a hoarder, Has about 5 old desktop computers. Every time we discuss computers she says that she is keeping them for spare parts - lol. They are ancient! I keep telling her to just throw them out and she says "Why? They still work. Why would you throw them out. I might need them some day".

 

[Altster]

"Why? They still work. Why would you throw them out. I might need them some day".

@coffee - Why would anyone throw something out that doesn't work anymore?

You never seen the last place I hung my hat - he calls himself a recycler, but he is really a hoarder!