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When a wise man points at the moon, the fool looks at the finger.....Confucius

Your sig reminds me of something I saw on TV when I was a kid in Brazil back in the 70's. The US had just made the first landing on the Moon and the media was interviewing people about it. One of these was some guy that lived in the boonies, country bumpkin so to speak. He told them it could not be true. Just look at the sky and there is no moon to be seen.
 
Reminds me of an old golfing joke ...



The boss was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them. They left the office for her place and made passionate love all afternoon.

Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, and woke up hours later, at about 8 pm. As the boss threw on his clothes, he told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Though mystified by his unusual request, she complied nonetheless. Then, the boss quickly slipped into his shoes and raced home.

"Where have you been!" demanded the boss's wife when he finally entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and I woke up just minutes ago. I raced home as quick as I could."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "Don't lie to me, you b@stard! I know you've been out playing golf again!"
 
Along the "golfing" lines.......
It was a wild, wet & windy morning. A man gets out of bed, grabs the golf clubs and sets out to the golf course.
A few minutes later, he thinks "what an awful day for golf," so he decides to go home and crawl back into bed with his wife.
As he sneaks into the room and slips into bed, his wife whispers, wondering when you would be here, I cant believe my stupid husband went to play golf in this weather!
 
So, After a hard day of work its always good to blow off some steam. I do this with a friend I made in England via the net with a video game called Warzone2100 . This is an older game that was open sourced and has morphed into a pretty fun game. Of course when playing a multiuser game the competition becomes pretty stiff. Normally we trade barbs and such to egg on the other players. Well, I think I came up with the ultimate dig here :)

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So, After a hard day of work its always good to blow off some steam. I do this with a friend I made in England via the net with a video game called Warzone2100 . This is an older game that was open sourced and has morphed into a pretty fun game.

Good game but with such a massive tech tree there's no such thing as a quick game IMO.
 
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