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If I were to give you $1 billion and you stand on a street corner handing out $1 per second, twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, you would still not have handed out $1 billion after 31 years!!
1 Billion is A VERY BIG NUMBER!
This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its article releases.
1. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
2. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
3. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
4. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
5. A billion Dollars ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it.
The richest man in the world - Bill Gates - has approximately (according to Forbes, as of March 2017) $79.2 billion!
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation give away about $4 to 5 billion dollars every year.
Wow!
1 Billion is A VERY BIG NUMBER!
This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its article releases.
1. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
2. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
3. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
4. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
5. A billion Dollars ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it.
The richest man in the world - Bill Gates - has approximately (according to Forbes, as of March 2017) $79.2 billion!
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation give away about $4 to 5 billion dollars every year.
Wow!
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And if you look closely you will see the "transmission!"
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Well, for such an "upmarket" automobile, you need the very best transmission to be fitted of course!
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No problem! Lol
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I'm grabbing this one!
OMG, so true and so danged funny!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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LMAO!!!
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Whadayahmean, you can't open a pdf with word.... Oh, nevermind. I use LibreOffice and it has support for pdf's already built in.
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