Humor Section!

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[Mercenary Roadie]

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Ripping off John Pinette. Rest in peace

 

[Moltuae]

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Messing with natural selection.

If they wanna look at their phones while walking or crossing the road, let them. Don't waste good money on signs.

 

[cypress]

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LMAO!!!

 

[NYJimbo]

Ripping off John Pinette. Rest in peace

"I speak a little Italian too. I know how to say Sono Affamato."

 

[HCHTech]

This sounds straight out of a John Pinette routine!

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

This sounds straight out of a John Pinette routine!

It was.

 

[GTP]

It was.

Should I remove it?

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

of course not

 

[Markverhyden]

AARP- American Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from
AARP Forum
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're
pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your
glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them
out..
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their
foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember
these!"
SMILE,
You've still got your sense of
humor, haven't you?

 

[GTP]

AARP- American Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from
AARP Forum
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.........

LMAO!

 

[HCHTech]

It was.

He was hysterical - I saw him twice. I remember thinking at the time - "oh boy, he's not gonna to last long." He passed away right here in my town. RIP

 

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[frase]

Should I remove it?

It is from that old site - Chinese Takeaway signs. I remember one can enter the text for the sign lol.
still alive since early 2000
http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/

 

[Porthos]

Down Time After a Computer Crash
Way down!

 

[NETWizz]

Down Time After a Computer Crash
Way down!

That was a "Desktop" crash.

 

[Altster]

Down Time After a Computer Crash

That explains it - it's a MAC tower... no wonder!

It even "ate" the desktop!!!

 

[Markverhyden]

Down Time After a Computer Crash
Way down!

What happens when you overclock a Mac Pro.

 

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