Altster
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But do you think it will be cool enough NOT to overheat?Yup... She fits!
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Slaters Kustum Machines
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Better add liquid cooling just to make sure.
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Nono, the space is obviously so they can just fill the thing up with Nitrogen.
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This is a real request I just got on Thumbtack. I think it should go here.
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LMAO
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Disclaimer:
Warning! The following is a "JOKE" Unfortunately JOKES may be offensive to some people. If this is you then please do not read this JOKE! It does not involve "Blondes!" Let's just pretend that they all have multicolored hair!
By posting this JOKE in the humour section I am not condoning "child abuse" or making ridicule of any person born with an impediment. This JOKE does not refer to any actual person or persons, living or dead. It is just a joke! OK?
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told Little Johnnie that if he so much as mentioned anything about the
baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding
of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he
understood completely.
When Little Johnnie looked in the crib he said, ”What a beautiful baby.” The
mother said, 'Why, Thank you, Johnnie".
Little Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?
Yes, the proud mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision.
That's great, said Little Johnnie, 'cause he'd be f**ked if he needed
glasses…..
Warning! The following is a "JOKE" Unfortunately JOKES may be offensive to some people. If this is you then please do not read this JOKE! It does not involve "Blondes!" Let's just pretend that they all have multicolored hair!
By posting this JOKE in the humour section I am not condoning "child abuse" or making ridicule of any person born with an impediment. This JOKE does not refer to any actual person or persons, living or dead. It is just a joke! OK?
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told Little Johnnie that if he so much as mentioned anything about the
baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding
of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he
understood completely.
When Little Johnnie looked in the crib he said, ”What a beautiful baby.” The
mother said, 'Why, Thank you, Johnnie".
Little Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?
Yes, the proud mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision.
That's great, said Little Johnnie, 'cause he'd be f**ked if he needed
glasses…..
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I got this one... Let's see... Chassis, motherboard, any optical drive, possibly hard drive, palmrest, keyboard, bezzel, top cover, and LCD panel...
We can rebuild it!
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And this is what got posted on Twitter about my website ... The Twitter translation isn't entirely accurate but close enough to get the idea ...
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and don't forget the ladder!
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I like your reply.
You can read that? Are you Dutch?
No...google translate
Je peux parler une très petite quantité de français, cependant...très mal.
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Please read!!!!!
Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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