Markverhyden
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Can't LOL enough. Have to wonder about how some come up with their trade names and tag lines. There's a duplex under construction nearby and has a Bobcat type machine.
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Can't LOL enough. Have to wonder about how some come up with their trade names and tag lines. There's a duplex under construction nearby and has a Bobcat type machine.
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Brunski Tech
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ah the puns so little time..
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"That's when the fight started..."
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
My wife sat down on the sofa next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
That's when the fight started...
My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
That's when the fight started....
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing about a 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 1 year replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY !!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started.....
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
So...I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
“Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
A woman is standing naked, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.......
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
My wife sat down on the sofa next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
That's when the fight started...
My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
That's when the fight started....
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing about a 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 1 year replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY !!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started.....
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
So...I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
“Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
A woman is standing naked, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.......
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@NETWhizz
Sounds like "Sorbitol" sugar substitute AND anyone who has ever had stomach bypass (I can attest to this) will go thru (pretty much) of what is contained in that funny up above. It doesn't take much to send me to the "Loo" / bathroom 'cause I gotta GO NOW!!!
Sounds like "Sorbitol" sugar substitute AND anyone who has ever had stomach bypass (I can attest to this) will go thru (pretty much) of what is contained in that funny up above. It doesn't take much to send me to the "Loo" / bathroom 'cause I gotta GO NOW!!!
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Markverhyden
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I was installing a small video wall, 4x1, today. Supposedly all new screens. Once I got all four up I popped #3 out to attached cables. Since these have 2 HDMI's, and I'm a nearly blind old geezer, I had to take a picture of the back panel to see which one is HDMI1. Houston we have a problem! LOL!!! Fortunately the other 3 were factory spec.
Altster
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Yeah, I wanna see someone connect that RJ45 cable to "that" connector!
haha!
So did someone stick the label on upside down (looks like it might make sense running the other way) or is it the wrong label entirely?
Mercenary Roadie
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Just looks like the label installer put it on upside down. Must have been a Friday or Monday.
Markverhyden
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Whatever they use for an imprinter it got rotated 180 degrees. You can see from the correct one below the text is rotated 180 as well as the DVI label being in a different location.
NETWizz
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Do you really have to label those? I mean they are all obvious except maybe Display Port, which is fairly new.
HCHTech
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For consumers? You bet. I've lost count of the number of USB printer cables I've found jammed into RJ45 ports on the printer.
Krynn72
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I'm ashamed to say that I once plugged in a flash drive to my own laptop's RJ45 and it took me way too long to figure out why my PC wouldn't read it.For consumers? You bet. I've lost count of the number of USB printer cables I've found jammed into RJ45 ports on the printer.
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Markverhyden
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There are two HDMI ports and it does not auto-detect the input like some monitors.
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