Humor Section!

[Computer Bloke]

What am I missing? What's the problem?

Shh! No-one tell him!

 

[JoeTech]

Anytime I can save 0.0000001% I have to take that deal.

Makes me want to rush out and buy one right now.....

 

[NETWizz]

Shh! No-one tell him!

Oh you mean I can get it for only $14,099.99

 

[JoeTech]

Well that and the saving $5 off of the 14k price.

 

[NETWizz]

As you know USB replaced the Serial Bus, but did you ever think why????


According to Google:



Essentially, a UART is the Serial Bus Chip.

If someone ever made a FAST version wouldn't that be a Universal Fast Asynchronous Receiver/Transmitter?

What would the acronym be?


Hence ladies and gentlemen, we have USB and not UFART ports

 

[Krynn72]

As you know USB replaced the Serial Bus, but did you ever think why????


According to Google:

View attachment 8188

Essentially, a UART is the Serial Bus Chip.

If someone ever made a FAST version wouldn't that be a Universal Fast Asynchronous Receiver/Transmitter?

What would the acronym be?


Hence ladies and gentlemen, we have USB and not UFART ports

Also, if Apple bought it, it would have been proprietary and called iFART.

 

[Altster]

If someone ever made a FAST version wouldn't that be a Universal Fast Asynchronous Receiver/Transmitter?

What would the acronym be?

I would say it would more likely be: UFAR/T

 

[timeshifter]

In business school we learned about inventory valuation methods.

Last In, First Out - LIFO
First In, First Out - FIFO
Still Here, In Tact -

Yes, the professor actually discussed that in a lecture. No, it wasn't on the exam.

 

[JoeTech]

 

[Altster]

Yes, the professor actually discussed that in a lecture. No, it wasn't on the exam.

..but it should have been!

 

[Markverhyden]

In business school we learned about inventory valuation methods.

Last In, First Out - LIFO
First In, First Out - FIFO
Still Here, In Tact -

Yes, the professor actually discussed that in a lecture. No, it wasn't on the exam.

I found some of the the b-school teachers I had to be very interesting. Just the one's that had real jobs in the past. The two best were Statistics and Accounting.

The stat prof had been a statistician at NASA JPL back in the Apollo days. He quit after a few years because NASA management did not like risk numbers he came up with and wanted them changed. He showed us how you can re-design a statistical sampling to come up with the desired numbers.

The accounting prof, a CPA, had plenty of stories about how people cooked the books.

 

[coffee]

Well, Here we go ----> https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-who-shot-himself-in-penis-charged-with-west-pullman-robbery/

He is being held on "No Bond". Ill have to look that up it might be a good option for fixing laptop hinges.

Oh, wait thats a legal term - ok, never mind

 

[Markverhyden]

Well, Here we go ----> https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-who-shot-himself-in-penis-charged-with-west-pullman-robbery/

He is being held on "No Bond". Ill have to look that up it might be a good option for fixing laptop hinges.

Oh, wait thats a legal term - ok, never mind

Ahhh... Another candidate for the Darwin Awards

 

[NETWizz]

I'm a network seal! Arp! Arp! Arp!

 

[coffee]

 

[coffee]

 

[Altster]

Oh shi................................................................................ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Altster]

For those of you in "the states" and are familiar with the fast food joint "Chick Fil A"....

 

[NJW]

For those of you in "the states" and are familiar with the fast food joint "Chick Fil A"....

Never mind that, wtf is a 'European Wax Center' (in the background)? Enquiring minds, and all that ...

 

[Altster]

'European Wax Center'

From what I can see is that it is yet another way to remove unwanted hairs from the female body (I'm sure there are some guys who also use this service.)

https://www.facebook.com/EuropeanWax/