Altster
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Good golly it (robot) is more agile than I and I bet it weighs more than I do! I wish I could do that stuff!
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Altster
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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Indiana…
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana.
If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana.
If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana.
Markverhyden
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GTP
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Unlock "Angry Formulas" an Angry Birds like game hidden in Excel 2010 and 2013
https://chandoo.org/wp/2013/04/01/unlock-angy-formulas-excel-game/
https://chandoo.org/wp/2013/04/01/unlock-angy-formulas-excel-game/
GTP
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Dog For Sale. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him any more, as there are no more drug pushers,
thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighbourhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him only by his Chinese street name, Ho Lee Schitt.
Owner cannot afford to feed him any more, as there are no more drug pushers,
thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighbourhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him only by his Chinese street name, Ho Lee Schitt.
Slaters Kustum Machines
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Great name.
LordIntruder
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shouldn't be an issue if it's doing the housework. In my rooms there are enough electrical outlets. The battery power mus just bring him from one outlet to the other, that would be adequate.
Thinkpads at the ISS - heh (Then turn left....... I think the word awesome comes to mind.......)
https://www.google.com/maps/@29.560...4!1szChzPIAn4RIAAAQvxgbyEg!2e0!7i10000!8i5000
https://www.google.com/maps/@29.560...4!1szChzPIAn4RIAAAQvxgbyEg!2e0!7i10000!8i5000
Markverhyden
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Krynn72
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On an American OS. Its almost like the ISS was an international effort!
I don't understand your meaning? Your looking out the windows of the Italian made cupola at several of the Russian space station modules. You look down at the Canadian built controller for the space station's Canadian built arm. All personnel are carried on Russian rockets. Hmmm.......
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Depends on its use – it's just as likely to be running Linux, though the 'SSC-6' label supports the Windows theory:
https://www.quora.com/What-type-of-laptops-I-mean-configuration-are-used-in-ISS-and-why
Porthos
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Subject: How to Wash a Cat
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
water and have both
lids up.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the
bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both
lids.
(You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
escape.) The cat
will
self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that comes from
your
toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. CAUTION: Do
not get any part
of
your body get too close to the edge, as his paws will
be reaching out
for
anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power wash"
and
"rinse," which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and
ensure that there are
no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both
lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
and run outside
where he
will dry himself.
Sincerely, The Dog
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
water and have both
lids up.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the
bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both
lids.
(You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
escape.) The cat
will
self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that comes from
your
toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. CAUTION: Do
not get any part
of
your body get too close to the edge, as his paws will
be reaching out
for
anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power wash"
and
"rinse," which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and
ensure that there are
no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both
lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
and run outside
where he
will dry himself.
Sincerely, The Dog
glricht
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This reminds me of some of the posts here on TN where you try to decipher the post's meaning due to punctuation (or lack of it):
An English professor wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is everything!
The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is everything!
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Already done... Received Fluarix Quadrivalent preservative-free back October 31st
Don't ya just love those useless road signs.
The programmable illuminated gantry signs are the best, when they're programmed to state "SIGN NOT IN USE".
Or when you're driving slowly, peering through dense fog and you can see one of the gantry signs flashing ahead but the fog is too thick to see what it says. Eventually you get close enough to read it .... "WARNING FOG!".
This is one of my favourites. Probably fake, but with so many stupid road signs, it's almost believable someone would make such a sign:
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