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[NETWizz]

Judith Draper : After reviewing all the testimony, the disciplinary committee unanimously votes to admonish Dr. Solomon.

Dr. Dick Solomon : What does that mean?

Judith Draper : You're officially admonished.

Dr. Dick Solomon : Does that come with a pay cut?

Judith Draper : No, but if there's another violation, you will be censured.

Dr. Dick Solomon : Does that come with a pay cut?

Judith Draper : No, but if that fails to stop you, you will be sanctioned, which means a thirty day suspension.

Dr. Dick Solomon : With pay?

Judith Draper : Yes, with pay.

Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, that sounds pretty good. Could I be sanctioned right now?

Judith Draper : No, we're adjourned.

 

[HCHTech]

Apropos of nothing, here is one of my favorite character monologues. Kurtwood Smith at his best in the "Patriot" series on Amazon. This is what our customers must hear when we overuse industry jargon:

 

[HCHTech]

Well, that's one way to keep your stats high!

 

[Porthos]

 

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[NETWizz]

I heard this today while being on hold waiting on a conference at work. It made my day!

 

[Porthos]

 

[NETWizz]

Meanwhile, in a land down under, the laid back, understated press release lives on...

MAZDA AUSTRALIA HAS BEEN FORCED TO ISSUE A RECALL ON ONE OF THEIR POPULAR SMALL CARS OVER FEARS THAT THE WHEELS COULD BECOME LOOSE AND FALL OFF. http://www.kiis1011.com.au/news/recall-mazda-3-australia-2019-wheel-nuts-loose

Saw this once. It is a Mazda, but pretty sure those aren't factory original studs/lugs:

 

[Porthos]

 

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[GTP]

Interesting facts about Australia.

 

[Markverhyden]

From our friends at The Reg

 

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[TechLady]

"Hey can you remote into my machine. already found the IP ADDRESS, its 192.168.1.1"

 

[Richard Sobe]

If you add all those up, they come to 13.