When a green alien asked if he could get a photo of one of the officers pretending to handcuff him, the officer offered these terms: “Once the handcuffs go on, they don’t come off.” The alien demurred.
I wanted to go to Area 51, but I had to work and could not justify traveling 1,900 miles to see a group of other nerds like me. Do I believe in aliens? Yes! Do I really care if they are here? No! Does it make sense they would eat us, mutilate cows, or abduct folks for no good reason? No!