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[Porthos]

 

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[timeshifter]

I was getting seated when someone yelled "Hey, Kool Aid!"

 

[overburnz]

Unbelievable....

 

[britechguy]

Unbelievable....

And not in the slightest way humorous. (And I'm in complete agreement with your sense of disbelief at this kind of lunacy. It's much like the YouTube video that made the rounds a couple of years ago showing someone spraying water mist from a hose, getting the standard and expected rainbow effect, and claiming that the government was up to something, because water never did that.)

 

[HCHTech]

Obligatory Monty Python reference:

"Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"

 

[Porthos]

 

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[frase]

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Cat Jam

 

[Moltuae]

Cat Jam

I don't like cat jam. I prefer hamster jam.



Note to American-English speakers:
Jam (British) = Jelly (American)
Jelly (British) = Jell-O (American)
Jell-O (British) = F' All.

Reminded me of this terrible old joke ...

A man goes into a pet shop and decides that he wants to buy a hamster and takes it home.

The hamster turns out to be not quite what he wanted so he called the pet shop and asked if he could return it.

The pet shop explained their no return policy but said that he could try boiling the hamster and making jam from it.

The slightly perplexed man decides to do so, it takes a while, but he makes it.

On trying the jam, it was found to be bloody awful, so he threw it out of his kitchen window. He awoke the following morning to find a beautiful bunch or daffodils growing where he had thrown the jam.

He decided to call the pet shop and tell them, but they told him, 'but sir you must be mistaken, everyone knows you get tulips from hamster jam'.

 

[Markverhyden]

Thumbtack humor for the day. (seeing lots and lots of them lately)