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[britechguy]

Passwords are not case sensitive ????

They weren't for decades under many systems and still aren't for some. This is utterly unsurprising.

 

[Porthos]

 

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[GTP]

THE CHRISTIAN HORSE -
A Christian guy named Bill saw an ad online
for a "Christian" horse, so, intrigued he went to check it out.
The horse’s owner said, “It’s easy to ride him. Just say ‘Praise the Lord!’ to make him
go and ‘Amen!’ to make him stop.”
Bill got on the horse and said, “Praise the Lord!” Sure enough, the
horse started to walk. “Praise the Lord!” he said again, and the horse
began to trot. “Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord!” he yelled, and the
horse broke into a gallop.
Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn’t notice the
cliff he and the horse were about to go over. Bill shouted “AMEN!” at
the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the
cliff. Relieved, Bill said, “Phew! Praise the Lord!”

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

The real question is, did it drive-through or back up!?

 

[GTP]

Now that I'm old and slow and on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system. I also decided to turn off my external security lights and resigned from Neighbourhood Watch.
To save money, I've raised 2 Pakistani flags in my front garden, one at each corner and have the black flag of ISIS in the centre. It’s so good now, my neighbours, the Local Police, the Federal Police and the Armed Forces are all keeping watch on my house 24/7. There are always several "black" vehicles parked in my street and a drone flys over my house several times a day. In addition, I am followed & watched everywhere I go.
I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $349.50 a month!

 

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[frase]

Totally confabulated by the Encabator, thats my head done in for the day.

 

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[Stever]

Actualy this is very near the truth, In the UK there is only one "rectal teaching assistant", a new robotic replacement has now been invented and aparently is being deployed.