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[frase]

 

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[Porthos]

Ima Hogg - Wikipedia

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[frase]

Ima Hogg - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

When he learned of his granddaughter's name he came trotting to town

 

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[Blue House Computer Help]

When God closes a door, he opens a window...

Then somebody shouts, "Hey! What are you doing? Shut that window! Are you trying to air condition the whole outdoors?!"

 

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[frase]

Translation - "We have a car accident out in Broadmeadows. A tow truck is on-site, though traffic is heavy in that direction."

 

[glennd]

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who would think that this is not perfectly clear?

 

[frase]

who would think that this is not perfectly clear?

Need some Potato cakes.

 

[glennd]

Need some Potato cakes.

bonza!

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

It made perfect sense to me even before Frase posted the translation.

 

[Blue House Computer Help]

What are potato cakes? How do you make them?

 

[NJW]

How do you make them?

First, catch your potato ...

 

[Moltuae]

What are potato cakes? How do you make them?

You have tried potato cakes yet? ... they're delicious.

1. Buy these: https://www.warburtons.co.uk/products/pancakes-potato-cakes-and-muffins/6-potato-cakes/
2. Stick 'em in the toaster
3. Spread plenty of butter on them and let it soak in.

 

[GTP]

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters = BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters = MOON STARER
DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES = THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH = HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY = IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS ! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT = I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER

 

[GTP]

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

 

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