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[Markverhyden]

Be sure to turn it upside down

I remember doing those "tricks" in the early '70's when my Dad got a TI SR10 for work.

https://www.google.com/search?q=calculator+upside+down+words&oq=calcualtor+upside+down+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i13l2j0i22i30l7.8791j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

[Markverhyden]

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle get synchronised with that of a complete stranger.

My friends and I always said one just rents beer.

 

[Markverhyden]

Copyright The Wall Street Journal (just to make it official)

 

[HCHTech]

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to accidentally call your teacher mum or dad.

I'm not proud of this, but in a moment of exasperation, 20-something me once started a heated reply to my boss, "Dammit, honey!" It did calm down the moment, I'll admit; followed by some awkward laughter. My colleagues didn't let me forget that for quite a long time.

 

[Porthos]

30) The most painful common household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

Or a LEGO.

 

[Porthos]

The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10"

The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”

When the old lady wanted to know why ...

The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said , “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”


The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have $300,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to $3000

"Well, please let me have $3000 now", and the teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her

Then the old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.

So the moral of this short tale is quite simple .......

Don't try to be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills and always have a few extra seconds to spare ...

 

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[Markverhyden]

LOL!!! Still makes me laugh some 20 years later. If I remember correctly it was from one of those morning talk shows in the Atlanta area around 2000.

 

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[timeshifter]

Three old men in a nursing home, griping about what they hate about getting old.

The youngest said he really missed taking a good piss every now and then. The middle aged of the bunch said he missed taking a good healthy dump every now and then. The oldest chimed in... every morning at 7:00 I take a healthy piss, at 7:30 I have a great big crap. Like clockwork. Just wish the hell I could wake up before 8:00.

 

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